Stans

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  1. Morning y'all, 64F under cloudy skies. Expecting a cloudy day with a high of 71F, chance of showers and thunderstorms this evening and continuing through to Friday. Looks like it might be another soggy week.
  2. Maybe this version will work for us in the states.
  3. "This video contains content from SME, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds." Darned copyright laws! It feels a little like Autumn, but not by much. Cloudy skies and 65F, but the humidity this morning is only 80%, so that is more like Autumn. Expecting a cloudy day with a high of 72F, that is most definitely Autumn weather! The 10-day forecast seems to support the notion that Autumn has finally arrived. We are forecast to see sunny days, cloudy days, some rainy days, but lows will be upper-50's to 60F and the highs will be in the 70's.
  4. I wasn't trying to be funny, just stating what I heard and that I had no interest in pursuing the matter.
  5. Morning y'all, clear skies, 64F. Expecting a mostly sunny and even hotter day than yesterday. Yesterday's forecast high of 85F turned out to be 90F, today's high is forecast to be 86F. No floods here, but the ground is quite wet from the rain we received over the past few days.
  6. I heard that he has to wear adult diapers because he no longer has an anal sphincter that is capable of closing. Just what I heard and I don't want to see for myself.
  7. Oops!
  8. Ewwwww!
  9. Whizkid, Old Guy and Donnie were sitting at the activities table in the CSim Retirement Home. Donnie says "Getting old sucks! I have to get up twice each night to pee. Can't get a full night's rest anymore." Old Guy pipes up and replies, "Yes, getting old has it's share of problems. I used to be quite regular with my bowel movements, but now I go for days without one. It's really terrible!" Whizkid starts to cry a little. The other two ask him why he's crying. Whizkid answers, between sobs. "Every morning at 7 o'clock I pee and boy do I pee! Then, like clockwork, I have a bowel movement at 8 o'clock. Every single day, It's just awful." Donnie and Old Guy, both scratching their bald heads, ask "why is that so bad?" Whizkid wipes away his tears and tells them, "I don't wake up until 10 o'clock."
  10. Morning y'all, it's not raining and the sky is actually clear. 65F and 90% humidity, but it's not raining today. We had so much rain this week that the rainfall deficit racked up during August has been erased. Expecting sunshine and 85F today.
  11. Renovation time is a good time to get rid of useless items. We did just that last year with the kitchen renovation.
  12. Morning y'all, rain has still not left the area. Cloudy, drizzle and light rain yesterday and again this morning. Current temperature is 69F, expecting the light rain to taper off this morning, but a chance for showers and thunderstorms this afternoon with a high of 79F.
  13. GAH!!!!!!
  14. If my wife hears of this she is going to triple my honey-do list!
  15. Morning y'all, raining and 71F, expecting the rain to taper off to scattered showers this afternoon. Today's high temperature forecast to be 76F.