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Itchie Crotchie

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  1. This Day in WWII 15 November 1939 - 1943

    Mitsubishi A6M Zelo, the prane that win wal ovel arl of China, Bulma and lest of SE Asia!
  2. Sunday

    Japan no rongel takie no shitsi flom Nolth Kolea Fattie Bastald Kimchi! Oul Empelol and Plime Ministel ale nowie pranning newie filst stlike capabririties! Japan no rongel waitie fol Amelican Plesident Tlump to doie somethling! Itchie comie outie of letilement to herp destloy Nolth Kolea! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!!!
  3. Friday

    Goodry Satulday molning Lat Bastalds! Tokio daie aheadie youie molons! Vely nicie 25C an sunnry! Havie badry daie! ROR!!!
  4. Fifi and Doc together

    Itchie wantie alr Yankee ailmen and Boing Compaknee to be tlied fol wal climes! Chalge lat bastalds fol file bombing and nookliel attack onie civirians! Tlump payee upie! Honalabre Japanese onry askie fol 1 Tlirrion Yankee dorlals! Fakie News Tlump sklew many outie mole than thatie much fol rong time! Lussian Lat Bastalds arlso need to givie backie Kulir Isrands! Itchie pletty pissied off! Youie Tlump noie stoppie Nolth Kolea lat bastalds, then Itchie and supel pirots of alr of Japan mustie doie oulserves! Tlump Fakie Plesident! Tarkie biggie manrike, butie have rittre dickie! Noir testicres eithel! Just rike his harf-blothel Helr Solen Plick!!! Res! Itchie levear the tluth! Haa haa haa Ami molons whoie votie fol Plick's blothel! Amelika sklewed nowie biggest time! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!
  5. Friday

    Herro lat bastalds! Itchie stoppie by to say herro and see howie youie rousels doing! You noie gettie lid of Helr Flickie yet? Youie alr, how Yankee say, Pussie Cats? ROR!
  6. A6M Zero flies over Japan

    At rast, supeliol Japanese Zero takie to the ail, to showie wold the most bestly design fightel ailclaft of Wold Wal II! So many arried junkie ailclaft destloyed by this supeiliol prane and pirots of Impeliar Japan! Colsails, Herrcats, Rightnings, Spitfiles and manie othels shotie downie by Itchie and Japanese Band of Blothels! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!
  7. Happy Momma-san Day!

    Day to takie momma-san to Sushi house! Day to showie youl rove fol youl momma-san! If she no rongel riving, say playel for hel, visit glave if possibre! Helr Frickie no obselve Momma-san Day as he nevel have a momma-san! He testie tubie expeliment gone holibry long! ROR!!!
  8. Timie to be Band of Blothels!

    Herro Lat Bastalds! Nolth Kolea file anothel missre today! Pissie offie Lussions nowie! Lussians go furl arelt as missre fry 96 kirometels crose to Vradivostok! Vely much time to rauch ail soltie against fattie boy and Pyongyang! CSIM Defense Folce Squaldlons make leady now arl pirots! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!
  9. Wednesday

    Aaaaah soooooo! Conglats to Donnie-san and Rottie! Itchie bow to Whizkid and his rovery blide! Happry Annevelsaly to bothie youie coupres! Youie happiness lemind Itchie of Poppa-san and Momma-san! They vely happy! Especiarry aftel Itchie movie outie of housie! No undelstand why though. Itchie moder son!
  10. Timie to be Band of Blothels!

    Herro ferro Combatsimianials! Youl abirities to fry and destloy the enemy is needed nowie mole than evel! Honolabre Japan, Southie Kolea and Amelica in glave dangel! You joinie Itchie to destloy lat bastald fattie boy Kim Jong Un of Nolth Kolea! He get Nookriel weapons...endangel alr of us! Many Japanese vely nelvous light nowie! We folm supeliol squadlon of Zelos and Colsails and we kirl him fat ass! Youie joinie Itchie okay? BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!
  11. Sunday

    Happy Newie Yeal Lat Bastalds! So solly to be rate to wish youie this. Itchie cerebrating with murtipre Geishas! Goodry thing Itchie hung rike holse! Grad not Helr Flick! Kempeitai infolmation fordel sayie Flick vely smarl winkie. Leason why noie get femares! Cheels to 2017 and futhel Nipponese supeliolity ovel you arl! BANZAI! BANZAI!! BANZAI!!!
  12. Time for some Christmas cheer!

    Nowie you risten to hot babe type singel flom grolious rand of Nippon! Locking out with Ludorph the Led Nosie Leindeel!
  13. Sunday, December 25, 2016

    Melly Chlistmas Lat Bastalds! Werl, exclept fol Flick and the gilryman Lotatiga!
  14. PT-305's Restoration Complete

    Youie alr ignolant sruts! Japanese No.31 crass patlor boat vastry supeliol to clap Lat Bastald Amelicans, Blits and Gelmans buird fol wal! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!!!
  15. Lord Helmet, time is short

    Helr Frick! Evelyone know youie doubre agent fol Lussians! Evel since Lussians captule you on Easteln Flont, and usie you as Comfolt gilr! Youie becomie infolmant/spy fol NKVD. Youie arso wolkie fol Empelol Laisinface. Now you sarute and suckie up to Tlump! Youie changie sides rike Itarians! No mattel. Tlumpie no savie you. Laisinface wirl kirl you most soonry! Itchie no akcept seatie on Laisinface tabre of powel. Itchie fal to supeliol man flom Nippon to needie rousy position. BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!