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#1 Emperor

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 09:29 AM

You imbeciles.


Morons, all of you.


I ask that you assist me in taking control of the world and all you do is tell the peasants to get back to work.


And now your crowning achievement is the silencing of the one known as Old Guy?


He did more to further my cause than any of you!


His stories of fiction and drama kept the interest of the peasants. They did not even realize that they were being herded into slavery because of their fixation on his writings.


Now they will not be so easily distracted and may become aware of my activities.


Besides, I thought it was a good story and now I will never know how it ends!


Perhaps the time has come for me to recruit new leaders for my New World Order.
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#2 Gunny

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 03:10 PM

You may want to hire an agency or something. Looking at your track record for hiring....probably not the best thing for you to try again,
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#3 Stans

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 03:34 PM

:rofl:

Hey Weasels, I guess...



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#4 Donster

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 05:14 PM

LMAO @ Gunny! Frickin' brilliant! :rofl:

Give up Emperor. Hey, I hear Walmart is hiring old farts as store greeters. Maybe you could just get a job there?

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#5 Itchie Crotchie

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 05:47 PM

Hory Clap!! This not sound vely goodry! :whoa:
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#6 Gunny

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Posted 22 April 2012 - 07:47 PM

LMAO @ Gunny! Frickin' brilliant! :rofl:

Give up Emperor. Hey, I hear Walmart is hiring old farts as store greeters. Maybe you could just get a job there?

"Welcome to Walmart. You will buy many things, yes you will, it is your destiny. I have foreseen it."



Naw, he'd scare the kiddies.
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#7 Herr Soren Fick

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 06:10 AM

Mein fuhrer!

Mein zinzerest apologiez. Ich did nicht zhink zhat zhose vritinks vere zhat important. Pleaze do nicht be angry mit me. Ich hav done mutch in Sudamerika to furzher dein kauze. Ich beg for dein merzy.

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#8 Dark Helmet

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:45 AM

Mein fuhrer!

Mein zinzerest apologiez. Ich did nicht zhink zhat zhose vritinks vere zhat important. Pleaze do nicht be angry mit me. Ich hav done mutch in Sudamerika to furzher dein kauze. Ich beg for dein merzy.

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Nazi ass kisser! It's all Dick Fick's fault oh gracious and wonder Emperor! He is the one who upset Old Fart..I mean Old Guy, Place Slick Fick in the mines! Better yet, place him in a small room with a large group of French Mimes!
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Posted 23 April 2012 - 07:50 AM

BZZZZZT!, Hey everybody of the NWO! Rainy Monday Morning, and seems the honey moon is over! Well time to let off some "STEAM" Hey Hey Goodbye!




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Posted 23 April 2012 - 08:05 AM

Donnie is finally leaving! :woohoo: :nana:
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#11 Herr Soren Fick

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 12:36 PM

Nazi ass kisser! It's all Dick Fick's fault oh gracious and wonder Emperor! He is the one who upset Old Fart..I mean Old Guy, Place Slick Fick in the mines! Better yet, place him in a small room with a large group of French Mimes!


Ach! It vas nicht me! It vas you und Akmed vho angered zhe Oldt Guy. Do nicht try to make me dein schkapegote.

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 01:56 PM

Ach! It vas nicht me! It vas you und Akmed vho angered zhe Oldt Guy. Do nicht try to make me dein schkapegote.


Schkapegote. You and Achmed know all about goats. Especially the inside rear section. I read the Soviet Intelligence report on you during your time in the Soviet Union in November 1942. The Soviet goat you had sex with happened to be wearing a collar with a microphone implanted in it. The information you provided to the Soviets helped them defeat your German forces at Stalingrad.
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#13 Herr Soren Fick

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 02:23 PM

Zhat vas nicht me vou tin headed ninkompoop! Go schpeak to Akmed und Itchie about zhat scheiss.

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#14 Stans

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:10 PM

:popcornsmilie:
When you know as much as I do, you become a danger only to yourself.

Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.

"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.

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#15 Gunny

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Posted 23 April 2012 - 04:28 PM

Wow and this is what Palpitation thought he could rule the world with? Go figure.
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:28 AM

The Emperor knows I am fully beside him in our great crusade against the world's Infidels. The New World Order® is strong. However, DH and Fick may have to be exterminated, since they are Hebrew and Christian, in their ancestry. And even though Itchie is more of a threat to himself than our enemies, we can no longer risk collateral damage within The New World Order®. I will order Achmed Jr. to kill him.

I hope this will please my Master? The fat, lazy Infidel ex-marine must be killed too. And the Dromedary Dentist will die in an explosion at his office while fornicating with his explosive packed Dental assistant. On thrust and KABOOM!
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#17 Herr Soren Fick

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 06:40 AM

Ach! Vhen did Zhe Emperor endorze einy partikular vrelijion? You are verruckt! Zhe Emperor ist uzink you only zo lonk az vou zerve ein purpoze. Zhe Emperor vill schow favor to zhe zuperior Tjerman vrace. You und Itchie und Dark Helmet are zhe vones vho schould vorry zhe mozt.

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#18 Emperor

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 07:10 AM

Silence!

I am deciding your fates.

None of you have improved your odds of escaping unscathed.
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Posted 24 April 2012 - 07:20 AM

Ach! Vhen did Zhe Emperor endorze einy partikular vrelijion? You are verruckt! Zhe Emperor ist uzink you only zo lonk az vou zerve ein purpoze. Zhe Emperor vill schow favor to zhe zuperior Tjerman vrace. You und Itchie und Dark Helmet are zhe vones vho schould vorry zhe mozt.

Heil Emperor!


The New World Order® is an Islamic (Religion of Peace™) New World Order®. How many German Anglos or Israeli Hebrews do you see around the world as suicide bombers? Fick, you are a moron.
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#20 Itchie Crotchie

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Posted 24 April 2012 - 07:40 AM

Hory Clap x2! This lemind me of Battre of Okinawa! Rots of kirring! No plisonels!


Itchie bow to Empelol! Aaaaaah Soooooo! :icon_bow:
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