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#1 Donster

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Posted 18 August 2012 - 06:17 AM

Bin Laden killed repeatedly in Twin Cities suburb game

Time for a trip to the states Stag! :thumbsup:

I'm only about 41/2 hours away. We could take out Bin and then go for a big steak dinner and beer! I'll buy!
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 06:45 AM

Yeah, and it has a $325 entrance fee. :( That's a lot of money, money that I can better spend elsewhere. :ph43r:
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 07:26 AM

Spend it on yourself, because otherwise it's going to the New and Improved New World Order® after November.
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 08:11 AM

Oh, I'm spending it on something. :ph43r:
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 08:25 AM

Oh, I'm spending it on something. :ph43r:


Oh Mechelle! I have some information for you!
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 08:28 AM

Has nothing to do with her... let's just say that I am preparing for some things.
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 08:33 AM

Has nothing to do with her... let's just say that I am preparing for some things.


Therein lies the problem. It DOESN'T have something to do with her. She will not be happy. She is female. This is a genetic trait.
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 09:00 AM

this is seriously bizarre :D
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 09:13 AM

Therein lies the problem. It DOESN'T have something to do with her. She will not be happy. She is female. This is a genetic trait.

I'm not sure what would make her happy these days.
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 09:20 AM

I'm not sure what would make her happy these days.


They are never happy, even when they're happy. Remember that. "I want you to give me more attention." 2 seconds later..."Would you leave me alone and go out and fix something in the damn garage!" 4 seconds later..."Honey? Would you like a sammich?" 3 seconds later..."Who in the hell is Jeanine? Jeanine from High School? That bitch! Her legs spread faster than liquid butter!" 6 seconds later..."I just want you to give me a hug now and then."

Makes you want to put your head in a vice doesn't it?
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 09:35 AM

"Honey? Would you like a sammich?"

Don't think I've heard that question in a long time.



"Who in the hell is Jeanine? Jeanine from High School? That bitch! Her legs spread faster than liquid butter!"

Don't know anyone named Jeanine and I am not in contact with anyone from my high school days... probably a good thing too.


"I just want you to give me a hug now and then."

I haven't heard that in a while either.



"Would you leave me alone and go out and fix something in the damn garage!"

Don't have a garage, but I do have a workshop and I'm frequently told about indoor and outdoor maintenance and improvement projects that I should get started on immediately.
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Posted 20 August 2012 - 06:54 AM

Should have chucked at least a flash-bang into that room before they entered. Personally I'd have used a frag.

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Posted 20 August 2012 - 04:32 PM

But a frag might kill or injure innocent jihadis "bystanders". :D
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Posted 21 August 2012 - 07:07 AM

.... And your point is?

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Posted 21 August 2012 - 05:01 PM

Just trying to be politically correct and socially acceptable. You know how difficult it is for me to be either of those? :D
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Posted 21 August 2012 - 06:14 PM

There's a saying in the British Army: "If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't be there."

Edit: I cleaned this up a bit. I took the "Fucking" out from between "Shouldn't" and "Be".

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 04:41 AM

So it is possible for you to be politically correct and socially acceptable. Does it hurt? :lol:
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 06:30 AM

Only if I try to think about it.

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Posted 22 August 2012 - 04:55 PM

I try not to think. Thinking makes my brain hurt.
When you know as much as I do, you become a danger only to yourself.

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"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.

Jailhouse Bones Davis, that's my blues name, so don't forget it.