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Osama bin Laden believed hiding outside St. Paul, Minnesota. No, Really!

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Yeah, and it has a $325 entrance fee. :( That's a lot of money, money that I can better spend elsewhere. :ph43r:

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Spend it on yourself, because otherwise it's going to the New and Improved New World Order® after November.

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Has nothing to do with her... let's just say that I am preparing for some things.

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Has nothing to do with her... let's just say that I am preparing for some things.

Therein lies the problem. It DOESN'T have something to do with her. She will not be happy. She is female. This is a genetic trait.

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this is seriously bizarre :D

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Therein lies the problem. It DOESN'T have something to do with her. She will not be happy. She is female. This is a genetic trait.

I'm not sure what would make her happy these days.

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I'm not sure what would make her happy these days.

They are never happy, even when they're happy. Remember that. "I want you to give me more attention." 2 seconds later..."Would you leave me alone and go out and fix something in the damn garage!" 4 seconds later..."Honey? Would you like a sammich?" 3 seconds later..."Who in the hell is Jeanine? Jeanine from High School? That bitch! Her legs spread faster than liquid butter!" 6 seconds later..."I just want you to give me a hug now and then."

Makes you want to put your head in a vice doesn't it?

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"Honey? Would you like a sammich?"

Don't think I've heard that question in a long time.

"Who in the hell is Jeanine? Jeanine from High School? That bitch! Her legs spread faster than liquid butter!"

Don't know anyone named Jeanine and I am not in contact with anyone from my high school days... probably a good thing too.

"I just want you to give me a hug now and then."

I haven't heard that in a while either.

"Would you leave me alone and go out and fix something in the damn garage!"

Don't have a garage, but I do have a workshop and I'm frequently told about indoor and outdoor maintenance and improvement projects that I should get started on immediately.

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Should have chucked at least a flash-bang into that room before they entered. Personally I'd have used a frag.

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Just trying to be politically correct and socially acceptable. You know how difficult it is for me to be either of those? :D

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There's a saying in the British Army: "If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't be there."

Edit: I cleaned this up a bit. I took the "Fucking" out from between "Shouldn't" and "Be".

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So it is possible for you to be politically correct and socially acceptable. Does it hurt? :lol:

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