Time for a trip to the states Stag!
I'm only about 41/2 hours away. We could take out Bin and then go for a big steak dinner and beer! I'll buy!
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Osama bin Laden believed hiding outside St. Paul, Minnesota. No, Really!
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, Aug 18 2012 06:17 AM
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 06:17 AM
Bin Laden killed repeatedly in Twin Cities suburb game
Time for a trip to the states Stag!
I'm only about 41/2 hours away. We could take out Bin and then go for a big steak dinner and beer! I'll buy!
Time for a trip to the states Stag!
I'm only about 41/2 hours away. We could take out Bin and then go for a big steak dinner and beer! I'll buy!
"Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work....."
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 06:45 AM
Yeah, and it has a $325 entrance fee. 
That's a lot of money, money that I can better spend elsewhere. 
That's a lot of money, money that I can better spend elsewhere.
When you know as much as I do, you become a danger only to yourself.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 07:26 AM
Spend it on yourself, because otherwise it's going to the New and Improved New World Order® after November.
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 08:11 AM
Oh, I'm spending it on something.
When you know as much as I do, you become a danger only to yourself.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 08:25 AM
Stans, on 18 August 2012 - 08:11 AM, said:
Oh, I'm spending it on something.
Oh Mechelle! I have some information for you!
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 08:28 AM
Has nothing to do with her... let's just say that I am preparing for some things.
When you know as much as I do, you become a danger only to yourself.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 08:33 AM
Stans, on 18 August 2012 - 08:28 AM, said:
Has nothing to do with her... let's just say that I am preparing for some things.
Therein lies the problem. It DOESN'T have something to do with her. She will not be happy. She is female. This is a genetic trait.
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 09:00 AM
this is seriously bizarre 
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 09:13 AM
Donster, on 18 August 2012 - 08:33 AM, said:
Therein lies the problem. It DOESN'T have something to do with her. She will not be happy. She is female. This is a genetic trait.
When you know as much as I do, you become a danger only to yourself.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 09:20 AM
Stans, on 18 August 2012 - 09:13 AM, said:
I'm not sure what would make her happy these days.
They are never happy, even when they're happy. Remember that. "I want you to give me more attention." 2 seconds later..."Would you leave me alone and go out and fix something in the damn garage!" 4 seconds later..."Honey? Would you like a sammich?" 3 seconds later..."Who in the hell is Jeanine? Jeanine from High School? That bitch! Her legs spread faster than liquid butter!" 6 seconds later..."I just want you to give me a hug now and then."
Makes you want to put your head in a vice doesn't it?
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Posted 18 August 2012 - 09:35 AM
"Honey? Would you like a sammich?"
Don't think I've heard that question in a long time.
"Who in the hell is Jeanine? Jeanine from High School? That bitch! Her legs spread faster than liquid butter!"
Don't know anyone named Jeanine and I am not in contact with anyone from my high school days... probably a good thing too.
"I just want you to give me a hug now and then."
I haven't heard that in a while either.
"Would you leave me alone and go out and fix something in the damn garage!"
Don't have a garage, but I do have a workshop and I'm frequently told about indoor and outdoor maintenance and improvement projects that I should get started on immediately.
Don't think I've heard that question in a long time.
"Who in the hell is Jeanine? Jeanine from High School? That bitch! Her legs spread faster than liquid butter!"
Don't know anyone named Jeanine and I am not in contact with anyone from my high school days... probably a good thing too.
"I just want you to give me a hug now and then."
I haven't heard that in a while either.
"Would you leave me alone and go out and fix something in the damn garage!"
Don't have a garage, but I do have a workshop and I'm frequently told about indoor and outdoor maintenance and improvement projects that I should get started on immediately.
When you know as much as I do, you become a danger only to yourself.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.
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Posted 20 August 2012 - 06:54 AM
Should have chucked at least a flash-bang into that room before they entered. Personally I'd have used a frag.
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Posted 20 August 2012 - 04:32 PM
But a frag might kill or injure innocent jihadis "bystanders".
When you know as much as I do, you become a danger only to yourself.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.
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Posted 21 August 2012 - 07:07 AM
.... And your point is?
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Posted 21 August 2012 - 05:01 PM
Just trying to be politically correct and socially acceptable. You know how difficult it is for me to be either of those?
When you know as much as I do, you become a danger only to yourself.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.
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Posted 21 August 2012 - 06:14 PM
There's a saying in the British Army: "If you can't take a joke, you shouldn't be there."
Edit: I cleaned this up a bit. I took the "Fucking" out from between "Shouldn't" and "Be".
Edit: I cleaned this up a bit. I took the "Fucking" out from between "Shouldn't" and "Be".
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 04:41 AM
So it is possible for you to be politically correct and socially acceptable. Does it hurt? 
When you know as much as I do, you become a danger only to yourself.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 06:30 AM
Only if I try to think about it.
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Posted 22 August 2012 - 04:55 PM
I try not to think. Thinking makes my brain hurt.
When you know as much as I do, you become a danger only to yourself.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.
Growing old is inevitable, growing up is optional.
"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard... why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?" - Mel Gibson as Benjamin Martin in The Patriot, 2000.
