Whizkid

Yeah,be nice if they cleaned it out once in a while!

"War is too damned serious to be left to the politicians! " Somebody other than me said that,but I don't remember who! But how true.

Here's a great site for new sounds,etc. http://www.stefanroess.de/page1e.html

Me? I'm hunkered down in the house with the A/C going strong. It's 105 F out there,and the stupid dog wants to go play Frisbee? Border Collies are real smart but they have their moments! Oh,have a good day,y'all.

Yo,Needy, (oops,sorry,Neddy!),good to see you again. Check out the Gear Heads Forum. Lotsa GPL going on,with Doug saying he can beat your lap times without even breaking a sweat!

That guy is so far out in left field that I can't believe he's real! Don't you think he could be doing it as a joke? I mean,how could someone get so worked up about such a trifling thing,and then keep coming back for more? Sheesh!

Your choice!

Thought you Corsair guys might like to see this. http://www.rcwarbirds.com/corsairpage.htm

Are you crazy? What a horrible thought!

Oh,well,Doug,it gave me an excuse to crawl around inside my Tower and straighten up a few things. Glad it was your end though. Don't let it happen again or I might report you to Rommel!

Ooh,it's lovely! Baby blue always did make me look good! Nice job,Paddles.

Stans,have you seen your eye doctor recently? You are getting older,you know!

If any of you guys are playing Grand Prix Legends,take a look at the latest scenery,and drool! http://www.dixierunners.speedgeezers.com/mrocks/screens.html

Joker,you in Twin Peaks or the Avenues?

BTW,if you want to see where I live,(and who doesn't,of course!) go to 38*43'15.50"N---121*17'56.82" W and eat your heart out! (right!) Terrorists needn't look.Don't know whos car is in my driveway. Have to have a little talk to the missus about that!

That is one cool site,Geg. I went flying at about 10'000ft all over my old stamping grounds. Bought back some memories both pos and neg! Added to Favorites. I love the way you can tilt in all directions,too. Took a look at Buckingham Palace,but She wasn't in!

I used to have a LP record (Remember those?) of "The Bickersons" with Frances Langford and Don Ameche. Todays comedy wouldn't even come close to what was offered back then. And without four-letter words and sleazy plots. I turned on the TV last nite to the MTV by chance and my jaw dropped at what was being shown as humor. We've come a long way,baby,and nearly all of it downhill! I wonder if Abbott and Costello is even considered funny anymore? Sheesh!

Hey,CobraJ,did you order any crumpets with the tea? If not,I'll bring some over. Don't wait up,though!

Does anyone know if there is an add-on for A/C and Missions covering the Battle of Britain and the war in France with maps,on AEP,and if so,where can I find it? I really get tired of flying around Finland etc. and trying to make believe it's England!I love the graphics in AEP,but the missions and a/c leave a lot to be desired for the ETO.

As an ex-pat Londoner,I just have to put in my farthing's worth. I couldn't be more proud of my fellow Brits,because I'm sure that underneath the outward panache many of them wonder if their ticket is going to be punched next. The secret,as you all can see,is not to let anyone know it's there! And that is the why the World marvels at the English stiff upper lip. It might be stuffy,and appear arrogant,but it can get you through many a trying time when others are running around in circles screaming their heads off! That is,until tea's ready,of course! And as for the above Forum,my favorite quote is................................... My British friend Graculus said: "The stupid buggers blew up a bus right in front of the British Medical Association, meaning there was a building full of doctors right there - I don't call that good planning...!" Sings... "Maybe it's because I'm a Londoner ...............Dum ti dum!"

He did it! DH made me laugh so hard that I literally fell off my chair! Now THAT was a funny joke!

Subject: The Parrott Died At dawn the telephone rings. "Hello, Señor Humphrey? This is Ernesto the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, sir, that your parrot died" "My parrot? Dead? The one that won the International competition?" "Si, that's the one." "Damn! That's a pity! I spent a small fortune on that bird. What did he die from?" "From eating rotten meat." "Rotten meat? Who the hell fed him rotten meat?" "Nobody señor. He ate the meat of one of the dead horses." "Dead horse? What dead horse?" "The thoroughbred, Mr. Lucky. He died from all that work pulling the water cart." "Are you insane? What water cart?" "The one we used to put out the fire." "Good Lord! What fire are you talking about, man?" "The one at your house! A candle fell and the curtains caught on fire." "What the.....!!! But there's electricity at the house!!!! What was the candle for?" "For the funeral." "WHAT BLOODY FUNERAL?!" "Your mother's...She showed up one night out of the blue and I thought she was a thief, so I hit her with your new Tiger Woods Nike Driver." SILENCE...................."Ernesto if you broke that driver you're fired.!"

I love it! I can see me in about a months time at a viewing with my joystick in my hand,a beer at my side and IL2-AEP playing on my 21" Monitor with me in the six position about 200yds behind a FW 190! Man,what a way to go out!

Does this mean we might see a continuation of the Rommel Saga? Or was it someone else? Anyway,you remember from several years back the unfortunate doings of some military type who confused a camel with his girl friend? Help me out,someone.

Hey,I thought that was where the sun didn't shine!! Good ol' Donnie,always good for a laugh.