Whizkid

No, because he probably ignored it, right?

How can that be when I just paid $690 for a porcelain fused to semi-precious metal crown? Who's making the money? The Insurance companies?

Jealousy makes people say strange things sometimes, eh?

How can we ever repay those guys for their sacrifices? I choke up every time I see these videos. The Greatest Generation says it all. We must NEVER forget!

I've enjoyed many a story of yours, Mr Bradbury! RIP, you've earned it.

Of COURSE they're fellas! Otherwise it would be, like, good job....err.......people!

Donnie's probably more worried about the patch of hair that's growing on his right hand! Or is he left handed?

Wouldn't be surprised!

http://video.foxnews.com/v/1672640150001/

These old planes are popping up all over! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ace_1338726717

Almost as good as the ones on Saturday Sniggers!

Paddy's in jail. Guard looks in his cell and sees him hanging by his feet. "What the hell you doing?" he asks. "Hanging myself" Paddy replies. "It should be around your neck" says the Guard. "I know" says Paddy "but I couldn't breathe". Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet. Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me". Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet". ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ". Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick the bloody thing up. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -- Paddy shouts frantically into the phone "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" asks the Doctor. "No", shouts Paddy, "this is her husband!"

Bummer. How the hell are we going to re-declare war on Germany now?

Well, you started it, Donnie!! Just in case you havn't had a good groan lately! Irish Jokes Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, “do you want the winner of the next race?” Paddy replies “no tanks, I’ve only got a small garden.” Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station. Mick “What if one explodes before we get there?” Paddy: “We’ll lie and say we only found two!” A coach load of paddys on a mystery tour decided to run a sweepstake to guess where they were going….. the driver won £52! Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires stickin out of it. He phones the police and says "Bejesas I've just found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb. The operator asks, "is it tickin?, Paddy says "No I tink it's beef" 1. Joe says to Paddy: "Close your curtains the next time you're making love to your wife. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday." Paddy says: "Well the joke's on them stupid because I wasn't even at home yesterday." 2. Mick walks into Paddy's barn and catches him dancing naked in front of a tractor. Mick says, "Oh, no, Paddy, what ya doing?" Paddy says, "Well me and Mary haven't been getting on in the bedroom lately & the therapist recommended I do something sexy to a tractor." 3. The Irish have solved their own fuel problems. They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil. 4. Paddy says to Mick - I'm ready for a holiday, only this year I'm going to do it a bit different. 3 years ago I went to Spain and Mary got pregnant. 2 years ago I went to Italy and Mary got pregnant. Last year I went to Majorca and Mary got pregnant. Mick asks - So what are you going to do this year?. Paddy replies, - I'll take her with me! 5. Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year".... Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th." 6. Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him. "Did you find the shampoo?" Paddy says, "Yes but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."

Sure nice to know your priorities are in the right order, OG! Or you're getting older!

Oh, s.....t, I wish I didn't have to go to the dentist tomorrow! Think I'll re-schedule to next week. Oh, s....t!

OMG, I'm going to be sick! (BTW, is that Donnie?)

"When I joined the military it was illegal to be homosexual. Then it became optional, and now it's legal. I'm getting out before Obama makes it mandatory." Gunnery Sergeant Harry Berres, USMC

'Scuse me, RP94, but what the heck is the "Brony" community? I'm a little over 30 so these things have passed me by, LOL! BTW, (that means "By the way!") you do great art, something that has been lacking in this Forum for a long time!

How about a group barf?

RIP, sir, your cars were pieces of art. My blood still races at the sound of a Shelby Cobra!

And what was for supper, Stans? Bangers?

'round here they calls 'em PILES! Unless them's just knotted up wool clumps. In which case they calls 'em "knotted up wool clumps!"

Zo, you like airplane movies, ja? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORv30MfbOhc&feature=player_embedded

And twice as expensive! And twice as expensive!