Whizkid

Is there some football game playing, today?

No 49ers. Not interested.

Oh, that's OK then! Carry on!

Oy, that's plagiarism! I was here first!

RIP, Jimmy, you've earned your rest.

Stupid bloody rat!

HBD, mate. Don't do anything I wouldn't do, eh?

Yeah, whatever you said, Itchie!

By golly, you made it to another one, bro! Have a bonzer day, mate!

But, OG, you don' unnerstan! "If I don't support my F-35 against the A-10, then I won't get the Appropriations that I've been fighting for, which means that I don't get another star, and Lockheed won't wine and dine me and my missus like they have, and....................................etc, etc, etc!" Same old shit.

I'll second that, Donnie! But neither of them could put up with all the BS required to exist in Foggy Bottom. So our Resident President is trying to cut the A-10, eh? Aren't they bloody marvelous, these Politicians? Get rid of a marvelous gun platform in favor of a slick, untested, narrow-usage a/c because it looks good! Gawd!

A close friend sent me this. I think you'll enjoy it.

In that case, this might interest you! http://www.jdsqrd.com/diary_1.html

What? I missed that!

Thanks, Donnie. Some of the other stuff in that site are really interesting, too.

Hey, Oggie, good to see you again! Yes, I'm still around, even though there's a Petition circulating trying to ban members over 80. But I fooled the lot of 'em, and only admitted to 65! Hey, where's Shipdham Barracks?

HBD Stans, you young tearaway, you! I bet you'll go out today and have a near-beer to celebrate, right? Be careful, that stuff can make you dizzy, and your patients might get nervous, if they aren't already! Have a great day, Dr Stansfield.

Ya' think?

But it's spelt all wrong, Stans. Could you clarify a little?

Betcha that's Down Under! It's their kind of humor.

Me too.

Oh, that so calls for a punch line! But as I used to be a Canuck too, nah.

I can see it now, the whole Continent totally plastered, singing "Waltzing Matilda" at the top of its lungs! Blimey, mate, it's fair dinkum, ya scrubber!

This is an actual Radio ad for a store in Texas. Gotta love this guy! http://biggeekdad.com/2011/10/kellers-riverside-store/