Herr Soren Fick
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1 hour ago, Stans said:
Well, if no other reason is found, oh, I hate to say this... perhaps Fick is right? It's nothing to be ashamed of. It happens to Donnie all the time! Never happens to me. No, my wife prefers to use a rolling pin.
Of kourze I am vright! Vhy do you doubt me? Ve Tjermanz are zuperior in all mannerz!
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I zhink zhat hiz doppel vizion vas probably from hiz vife hittink him on zhe head vizh ein iron zkillet. Iz kvuit pozzible ja?
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ACH! Zhat iz nicht funny und it iz nicht mein freundin!
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Vould nicht hav been vrememberedt at all if England had been bombed vizh termitez.
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Zpazink? You komplain about line zpazink? Of all zhe injuztizez avround here und zhis iz zhe vone zhat bozhers you? Vhaz about zhe famouz "Babe Bunker" und I am nicht allowed to zee it? Zhat iz ein injuztize!
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ACH! Vell at leazt I did nicht svap schpit vizh ein kamel. Ein male kamel.
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It's the one day of the year that Gick can take off his smiling freak mask and show his real self.
ACH! Zhat iz unfair! Zhat vas ein lonk time ago und I am nicht like zhat now! Let uz nicht dig up zhe pazt az I am zure zhere iz mutch uglinezz in dein pazt ja?
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That last one was far too subtle for this forum.
Vay too zerebral for zhe moronz vho normally inhabit zhis forum.
Perhapz zhey vill appreziate zhis but I may be lookink for miraklez ja?
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Ja ja ja, vhat if. Vhat if you aktchually did zomezhink konztruktiv ja?
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Ja zelebratink zhe dead zoundz kvuit dead.
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Ah! Ein zozher musik zhread und I get in on it ja?
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Ja! Get vell zoon! Herr Dumzter's arse vill nicht kik itselbst.
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that first picture.. Hubba! Hubba!
Zhis piktchure? Du vreally need to get ein life!
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Zhe forum fuhrer haz ein flat girlfriend? Perhapz he schould buy ein bizykle tire air pump und inflate her ja? Bwahahahaha! I make ein funny ja?
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Thanks, Krycztij.
Administering the forum isn't the hassle it used to be, so I feel a little unworthy of your thanks. Back in the day, when I hosted the forum software myself, it really was a bear to keep things running smoothly. Now it's all cloud hosted with Invision Power so they get to deal with all the headaches when things go sideways.
Staying on the thank you theme, I just want to say thanks, once again, to Donster for all the effort he puts into keeping the forums alive with content and for his good humor in general. Thanks, Donnie.
ACH! Pain in zhe arse to log in. I hav to uze mein entire name.
Ja! Danke Herr Dumzter! Zertainly not juzt for hiz inkontinze und poor humor, but for hiz kopiouz zupply of unnatural gaz vhich keepz zhe gaz lightz avround here burnink brighter zhan vive dozen klieg lightz.
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Gute! Zhis plaze iz in need of ein chanje! Perhapz ve kould alzo vreplaze zhe ztale peanutz at zhe bar ja? Und vhile you are at it you kould alzo vreplaze zhe ztale memberz vho konztantly komplain about zhe veazher ja? Vhat ein buntch of oldt men. I zay vreplaze zhem vizh zome hot frauleins!
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I'm not sure that I can continue this thread since it has been so violated by Rick, but I'll try...
Vas iz zhe mazzer? It iz veekende und ve all hav fun ja? I schow gute zenze of humor ja?
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From the Fatherland:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE
Ja! Nena und 99 Luftballons zo nize in her native tongue und nicht tranzlated und butcherdt into English.
Careful, Mikew. Next thing you know Herr Pick will be inviting you to his room for drinks.
Herr Stainz! Vhas are you tvryink to imply? I azure you zhat zhere iz nozhink goink on here.
Juzt to schow zhat I am zinzere here iz ein nozher kontribuzion.
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That's from The Terminator I believe....
Ja! Ja! It vas feetchured en zhe movie kalledt Zhe Terminator! It iz zo nize to find zomevone here vho unterschtandz und appreziates mein kontribuzions. Danke!
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I get in on zhis akzion early ja?
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Komplainink about zhe veazher again? ACH! I vave ein madjik vand und make zhe schtorm go avay vould zhat make you happy Herr Stainz?
Herr Dumzter it iz not zo much zhat you are above averadje az it iz zhat everyone avround here iz zo far below averadje zhat it makez you feel above averadje.
Now all of you go do zomezhink konztruktive!
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so far so good this morning another nice one. painting the house again so need this weather!
AH! At leazt zomevone iz doink zomezhink konztruktive und not juzt komplainink about zhe veazher.
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Blah blah blah alvayz vizh zhe veazher vreportz. Zo borink.
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Bwahahahahaha!
Herr Stainz aktually poztedt zomezhink zhat vas vorzh vreadink!
I zhink zhe lazt line zums up zhe life of Herr Dumzter und Herr Stainz perfekltly.
This Day in WWII 20 November 1940 - 1945
in Ready Room
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I agree she iz ein hottie!