Herr Soren Fick
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ACH! Labour Day! Zhe day vhen Norde Amerikanerz zelebrate vork by not vorkink. How schtupidt iz zhat? Zhe vreal vorkerz of zhe vorld zelebrate vorkink on zhe firzt day of May! Schtupidt Amerikanerz alvayz laggink behind zhe vreal vorld und zhat iz vhy you are failink! Dumkopfs!
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Duellink mornink zhreads? Pozts? Pillz? It zounds more like zhe tvo of you are havink duelink mornink voodz. In zhat kaze get ein vroom und get out of here! Ach! Dizguztink iz vhat you are!
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Unlike you Herr Stainz who haz no ballz. Bwahahahaha!
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Blah blah blah. Zo I zee zhat zhe Ami holiday known az labour day vill zoon be here. Zelebratink labour by takink ein day off from labour? Iz zhat not like zelebratink marriadje by havink ein funeral?
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And the winner was! Cloudy, 83F, and morning sprinkles.
Und zhe vinner vas... me!
Ja! I vin you loze like alvayz bwahahahaha!
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Zo do you uze zhe lavendar to mazk zhe odor of dein "herb" garten or do you uze it az dein pervume vhen you troll zhe ztreets of Zan Franzizko?
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TGIF
in Ready Room
Zhe only danjerouz game Herr Stainz playz iz bingo vizh people younger zhan 82! Ah! Zo zhat meanz zhat Herr Stainz kan play bingo vizh Herr Vhizenpantz but he schould be karevul az Herr Vhizenpantz vill beat him vizh hiz zenturiez of ekzperienze ja?
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This has been a crappy summer so far. RDF almost everyday and temps rarely getting above 15C....sometimes below 10C ! I shall have to make a sacrifice to the great god of global warming I suppose
Perhapz zakrivizing ein virgin und vone zhat iz not zo bright ja? I vould zhink zhat Herr Dumzter vould be ein gute von to zakrivize.
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Morning all. 69F under scattered clouds. High humidity and warm temperatures will be with us to start the week. Highs are going to climb well into the 80s today, producing a heat index of at least the middle 90s. We should see a partly sunny sky today. There's a very slight chance of an evening storm, but if anything forms, it would be very isolated. We'll stay warm and muggy tonight with lows in the 70s.
I report for Jury duty this morning. Hope I don't get selected. I mean, seriously, would any of you want me on the jury hearing your case???
Do not vorry I am schure zhat you vill not be pikdt. Zhey vill be lookink vor people of zound intellekt und zhat letz you out ja? Bwahahahaha!
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ACH! Feldmarschall Rommel vill not be happy vhen he hearz of zhis!
Und Old Gay schould not vorry about Herr Stainz huntink einyzhing. Zhe only zhing zhat Herr Stainz schoots iz hiz mouth!
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Kalizpell? Zhat iz zhe Ami ekuivalent of Kabul ja? Zo vhat nekzt, take up goat herdink perhapz?
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Morning all. 60F under clear skies and 100% humidity. Plan on a good one out there for your Tuesday. The sky will remain dry with only a few passing clouds and highs in the lower 80s in many areas. We've had just over nine inches of rain in June, double the normal amount. Rivers running full. Can't afford to much more for a week or two. Gotta dry out some.
Dvry out? Nein! Vhat you need to do iz to dvry up! Bwahahaha! I made ein funny ja?
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Herr Dumzter zhat zounds ein lot like zhe Ostfront durink zhe zummer. Perhapz you vould prefer ein different part of zhe vorld ja? I hear zhat Norde Afrika iz nize zhis time of zhe year. Perhapz zhe forum fuhrer vill gvrant you ein tranzfer.
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Zo Oldt Gay iz on zhe move ja? Gute! It haz been ein lonk time zinze I hav had praktize mit ein movink target. Bwahahaha! I made ein funny!
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Hallo! Hallo! It iz me Soren Fick! I am schtill here und it iz gute to zee zhe ozhers vreturn ja? Eben mein oldt friend Itchie-san! Perhapz Zhe Gvreen Vinyl Zeatink Lounje iz open?
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Herr Stainz vas gone? Ich zought it zmelled bezzer here!
Herr Dumzter you schould schtick to dvrikink like Herr Pizkid. Prune juize!
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Yup, the day before Wednesday!
Meanwhile, here in beautiful Kelseyville............................................................!!
Ja! Meanvhile here in beautivul Kelzeyville I am pizzink in dein vasser zupply! Bwahahahahaha!
Guten tag! Did you mizz me vhile I vas gone?
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TGIF
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Herr Stainz I zhink you hav mizpronounzed mein name. Again! But I am intereztedt in vrelokatink und Vhizinpantz lokazion zounds much bezzer zhan zhis krappy veazher in Iova. I vill pak mein bagz und be vready vor tranzport schortly!
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Told ya, Stans, there's gonna be floods!
Ve know Vhiz. Ve know vhen dein Dependz get overloadedt zhat zhere iz ein flood. Bwaaaaaahahahaha!
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Guten morgen! Ah! Zo gute to hear zhat you vill be gettink ein schower Herr Stainz az you are schtartink to zmell! Bwaaaaahahaha! I made ein vunny ja? Vhat iz nicht vunny iz zhe komplaint zhat vas lodged againzt me. Zome oldt frau haz komplainedt about mein znow plowink und plowink zome zmall part of her yard. Now I may hav to go bak und vix her yard. I zhink I may juzt go und pizz on it! Zhat iz vhat I schould I schould do!
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Achtung und hello! Ja! It iz me, Herr Soren Fick. I bet you mizzed me ja? I know you are all vonderink vhere I hav been. I schpent zhe vinter vorkink hardt en zhe ztate known az Iova. Ja! I had ein tjob vrunnink ein znow plow. Firzt time en mein life zhat I hav vrun ein znow plow und I zhink I did ein gute tjob! Zhis tjob iz zeazonal zo I vill zoon be lookink vor new vork. Einyvone hav leadz on tjobz?
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Boo hoo hoo. It'z zo koldt you zay? Tvry zhe Ostfront in vinter zhen tell me about koldt!
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1944: The U.S. Air Force announces the production of the first jet-fighter, Bell P-59 Airacomet.
Wow, I never knew the USAF had the first jet-fighter.
Zhe firzt jet fighter vas zhe Messerchmitt Tvo-Zikz-Tvo. Zhe Tommiez vere Jahnny komen lates vizh zheir Meteor vhich vas much inverior to zhe zuperior Tjerman dezign. Zhe Ami's vere nicht even vrunner-upz.
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ACH! Vas iz zhat krap? Zhat iz not ein zubmarine zhat iz ein pile of Vruzzian vruzt heldt togezher vizh dukt tape!
Und vas iz zhis, zhe tvrainink zimulator?
I pozt for you zhe piktchure of ein vreal zubmarine. Nize und klean. Ein gute ekzample of zuperior Tjerman engineerink. Zhe U2540.
Zhat iz vhat ein zubmarine schould look like.
This Day in WWII 19 September 1939 - 1945
in Ready Room
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Just because you nearly von zhe vrotund kontezt againzt Der Dicke does not mean zhat you are bezzer.