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Edwin Rommel

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About Edwin Rommel

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    Uberprotektor- RSPCA- Kamel Divizion
  • Birthday 11/30/1958

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  1. Ach Herr Stanz-- been a terrible 2018-2020. Had to komme back to Sud Afrika in 2018 after Philippines kompany vhent bankrupt.... not been able to find vhork zhinze... but hangink in zhere unt plannink mein nachstes Vhorld Dominzaion Kampaing... You not kommink zhiz vhay zhometime?? Mein tooths dezperately needz vhork unt Ich haf no money fur it! 😔
  2. Ach Himmel-- zho he iz OK-- Ich vhoz a bit vhorried zhat zhe lazt V2 vhe zhent hiz vhay might haf aktually vhorked az dezined unt not intended.... Glad to hear it.... zhorry- haf to go .... vhe haf ein shoutink match mit zhe ANTIZA goink on....
  3. Harummmppfffffff--- Zhe Ekpnomick Kollapze kauzed by zhe Ami'z..... now vhe haf to be drivink zhe European Trucken Zimulatorz....
  4. Arrrgghh.... It livez!!! Katzenjammer!! Gif me zhum uf zhat injekzion az vhell!! Herr Raptor--- Mizzed you! (But ich haf more bullitz left to try!)! Zhame here- IL2 iz not EAW...... unt after zhum MSFS unt X-Plane 11 now drivink truckz fur ein livink... Haf guut vhon! ER
  5. Hrmmmfff--- not kwalifiet am I-- to be inkluded unt all --- Zho only zhe Ami'z are mizzed- vhe vhill korrekt zhat very kwiekly mit zum blitz Blitzkreig klever maneuvrez....
  6. Uf kourze-- need ein doorschtoppen right avay- mein Enigma ist erommel@iafrica.com- Danke Schon!
  7. As Rommel rounds the far corner of the lean-to shed behind the restaurant he is met by a strange sight— A small pile of bloodstained previously white clothes are in a neatly folded pile on the ground- next to it is a pair of bloodstained white plastic boots… Rommel rushes to the bubbling pot… A human head, with the lips pulled back in a silent scream slowly tumbles among the biling bubbles on the surface.. “Och mein Lieber….”
  8. The last rays of sun touches the Ramtops— Lobsang is sitting on the veranda – having a quiet cigarette before going in for supper… He is contemplating the events of the past few weeks— Making a decision, he gets up and walks to the procrastinator control room. He opens the door of the supervisors office… “Please fetch me the control records and personal procrastinator one Soren Fick- currently on a submarine called the “CSS Fishbait”- make it quick…” After a few minutes the supervisor returns, looking puzzled--- “It is not there sir??” “What???
  9. Ich schmell it uppen mit disdain unt shake mein finger at you in retaliazion!
  10. Ich did not vhont to zhay it firzt- but Dayhum ( (tm) Gunny) he iz zhat good.... unt zhe Donzter fart schtory-- iz juzt vhell bullcrap.... - nearly schmellz like it az vhell....
  11. Ach scheisse get him zhum Kevlar unt anti-deprezzantz Doktor Katezenjammer
  12. Rommel whispers to Shultzie seated next to him in the Filippino restaurant. “Zhiz meat kebabz really haf fonny tazte- do you zhink it iz dog- Ich heard zhey eat dog..?” “Nein Herr Feldmarshall- it iz not guut- to schweet unt alzo a bit tough- do not imagine dog vhould tazte like zhat..” “Ah so gentlemen- do you enjoy your pood? We were not sure how to prepare it- this is the pirst time we try?” Rommel shakes his head and slowly rubs back over the conversations they had since landing in Manila.. “Entshuldigen mich, Herr Elly- zhe introductory tour through zhe Manila mit
  13. The chute opens- with some deft flicks and janks on the steering ropes Stans lines upwith the surface running submarine some 800 meters below him. The orderly taking a steaming mug of cocoa to Gunny on the bridge gets knocked back into the control room by a descending pair of boots slamming onto his head. Stans deftly unclips the harness at the last moment and with a soft thump he lands on the control room floor and starts pulling the parachute inside through the open conning tower hatch.. “So—how is everybody…” Doug looks up from the map he is styding--- “Did you j
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