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Edwin Rommel

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  1. Vhoa... crack mein nutz any day!!!
  2. Which, having realized is a British car-- immediately trades it in for a Mercedes Benz for all future official travelz...........
  3. She'z ein Auzzie.... Zhey haf to kompenzate....
  4. No leaf-- no ammo... vhot ist zhiz vhar kommink to?
  5. But ich only haf pikture of him-- not hiz vhotch-- he left hiz vhotch on Monika'z bedzhide table....
  6. Vibrator shuts down airport 04/10/2004 09:31 - (SA) Brisbane - Hundreds of airline passengers suffered disruption Monday when a major regional airport was shut down for an hour after a humming and vibrating adult sex toy was mistaken for a bomb, police said. The vibrator was discovered at 09:15 by a security officer who checked out a suspicious package inside a rubbish bin at the terminal cafeteria of Mackay Airport in the northeastern state of Queensland, a police spokesperson said. The terminal was evacuated immediately while passengers who had just arrived from a flight, check-in staff, cafeteria employees and hire car personnel were all forced to leave. Cafeteria manager Lynne Bryant said her staff had been cleaning tables when they noticed a strange humming noise coming from the rubbish bin. "It was rather disconcerting when the rubbish bin started humming furiously," she said. "We called security and next minute everybody was being evacuated while they checked it out." The police spokesperson said another two flights were expected to land at that stage and alternate arrangements were made for the passengers to collect their luggage away from the terminal. She said the emergency situation was revoked just before 10:00 when the package was identified as "an adult novelty device". Bryant said at the time of the upheaval the airport had been quite busy with two main flights due in and out of the airport - wreaking havoc with people's schedules. She said in retrospect the humming sounded exactly like a vibrator - but it was better to be safe then sorry. "You can't afford to take chances," she added. Edited by Tisha Steyn
  7. Ich give up-- on vhoz vhotch.....
  8. Ich haf pikture of him behind mein toilet door?? Helpz mit konztipazion....
  9. Himmel-- are you tellink me ich schould take it down.... damn-- zhat ist vhy nobody ever vizitz uz......
  10. GUUUT MORNINK!!! Kan't vhait to do zhiz in Kalgary unt schpoil Doug'z "nize neighbourhoot " für ever!!
  11. Unt covered in Alim...aluu...tin too-- iz she bulletproof??
  12. Ach himmel-- no schleep für me tonight!!
  13. Ich zhink Robert Mugabe ist zhe man für zhiz job.....
  14. Ich feel no pain.... Shultzie??? Fill mein pipe mit dried kamel scheiss again.....
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