Edwin Rommel

Haf guut new vheek!!! Shultz??? SHULTZ!!! VHAKE UP!!!

Ach-- another guyz time wasted by damn viruses!! I've just logged onto the net and McAffe has just warned me of a virus infection--

Buster-- I am experiencing the same type of crap at the moment--- there ist something floating around that causes a HUGE slow-down... I have tried all the above- and re-installed Windows XP-- still something NOT RIGHT!

Danke Donnie-- she'z ein beaut und mature too!!

unt vhonder vhot tickled her....

Ja-- mein pinky unt your pen@s vhill alzo fit....

Stanz-- you do not kount-- you are blind frum all zhe toxic fumez you allow to ezkape!!!

Ich haf mein momentz...

Telefunken-- Blaupunkt--- Krupp....

ekzept vhere vhomenz are konzerned...

Zhat ist Ok--- kan fart through zhat.....

Zhoze handz are frum vhorking zhe farm- ladz in Ruzzia.... 14 unt 1/2

Try unt not damage hiz pantz-- mein ist ein bit threadbare.....

Zhe propz on zhe zhinking Airkraft Karrier iz not turning at ALL!!

Ich new it-- hiz reputazion finally kaught up with him.............

Nein-- he served ein sentence.. but it sunk hiz kareer mit zhe navy...

HICK!!! May zhe bluebird of happynezz be flyink over your head unt make no poopziez!!

Here Donnie-- Fresch bulletz-- you kannot truzt ammo zhat haz been lyink in ein draver für 4 jahre.... K' mon-- all of uz eyezhight failz after 40 or zho.....

Vhe schooted zhe enginez full uf holez-- Ja?-- zhen zhe oil leakz out!!! Unt zhoon after it doez not matter- bekauze zhen it iz only flamez!

Nein-- iz not zhat Donniieeeeeeeeeee.... Here haf zhum exploded maize or-- even better.. zhum pea nutz!!! Herr Forum Feuhrer--- Pleaze-- if he needz to be executed-- let me do zhe schootink... Donnie-- mit zheze bad eyez uf mein ich vhill probably mizz In fakt mein eyez are zho bad- ich by miztook zhink zhe babe für Gunny ist underage... Zhoory -- Mein miztake... Let'z schplit zhe difference unt zhay 14....

zhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttt iiiiiiissssssssssssssttttttttt pppppprooooooooobbbbbbbabblly true... but ich haf JUZT BOUGHT ZHE DAMN SKOTZMAN!!!

Letz vote--- Ich zhay she ist under-age...... Himmel- dein eyez muzt be goot to zhee through all zhat glazz!!

JA-- tried Norton-- kame mit mein laptoppen-- but it skanz verrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyy sssssllllllllllllllllloooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww wwwww ?? Nicht vhar?

You neet schtronger bi-fockallz!!! Did you not schmell zhe baby-powder vhile you vhere kountink ringz???