Edwin Rommel

My sheiss came in spite of firefox... but I do use IE explorer sometimes for compatibility issues-- maybe that is where the rubbish came in...

Ich vhill get you zhe "LiVE LARGE" Kardboard sign......

unt UNT ROLL!!! Made a big story of Mike's "links" to SA on our TV lazt night-- Ja- Donzter- vhe do haf TV at night az vhell!!

Ahhh-- he'z back-- Gunny-- Lock unt Load!!! Err why zhey zhay lock unt load--- vhe uzually juzt zhay FEUER!!

Exploded maize shomevhon??

Kobraj-- you lie-- Zuzan bought you zhat bottle uf Arzzenik lazt year für your birthday-- remember-- juzt after you inkreazed your life inzuranze thingmy....

Zhat explainz it... "Vhot, Herr Feldmarschall" Vhell Schultz-- zhiz eveil green mizt hanging between zhe dunez und zhe fakt zhat zhe Italianz have dezerted zheir trenchez..... again.... "Oh.... vrotten bilgez..." Ja..

Haf guut vhon!!

Never mind-- zhey zhay too little sex make you go deaf... IZ ZHAT NOT ZHO DONNIE??

Tonz uf vhot?-- Tater skinz, Reichz Bank Kredit Kardz oder scheiss.....

Zho Shultz = Schpyware??

Been there done zhat-- danke mein Herren-- zheemz fixed für now... What exactly is spyware, and vhy vhould anyvhon be interested in my komputers???

Zhorry-- it'z your funny lankwiech.....

Ah--- BOOBZIEZ!!! Ya hear zhat Stanz---

Phew--- Even zhe ratz unt Kockroachez are leaving dein tent.... Iz dein Ship sinking??? Or ist just zhe bilgez rotten through??

Ich Spybotted-- something like 1088 bad pages blocked... Ad-Aware running now 20 Kritical objects identified so far.. Is this bad or good??

Stanz-- she'z got zhe HUGE TA--TAz err pssst-- vhot ist Ta-ta's??

Danke Gunz...

Tell him zhere ist ein nekkid vhoman here azking vhere he iz.....

Unt Ad-Aware iz at?

Danke Herr Donnie!!

Zhorry Occifer.. err Olifer... Errr Policeman... swam in zhe Nile at zhe time-- haf no klue vhot happened here... iz zhat Kordite ich schmellz???? By zhe vhay-- vhere ist unsere viktim???

YEEEHHAAAAWW!!

Danke Herr Donzter!! Zhe lazt time ich zhaw ein toe like zhat vhoz on ein Kamel!!!

Vhere'z spybot???