Edwin Rommel
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Ja-- Ich am zhure you zre zhorry....
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Nahhh-- he juzt vhent to take ein leak, but mit all zhat clothez he iz vhearink it takez zho long to find it, by zhe time he found it, he haz forgotten vhy he vhoz lookink fur it!!
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“Ok—zho vhot haf vhe learned?--- vhot iz zhat schmell uf burnink—it iz gettink vhorzer unt vhorzer..”
“Hmmm—weiss nicht--- it zheemz to be kommink from behind uz….”
Itchie rushes in from the back - pointing wildly towards direction he has come from and speaking exitedly…
“您昨天有停車制動從起飛您沉默寡言的飛行員!”
“Oh---- Shultz???”
“Here vhe are—ouch!!! It iz red hot!!- releasink now!”
The stars peeking through the front window seem to blur. Itchie has to grab on to the door frame not to be flung back into the craft. Rommel and Shultz are pressed back into their seats for a moment before everything goes black….
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Verdamt--- juzt vhen VHE dezide to go on vheek-ent leaf juzt lookenzhie vhot zhe Tommiez do to our trenchez..... Shultz-- are zhoze new 105'z ready??
Fertig Herr Feldmarschall
Vhell in zhat kaze -- vhot are you vhaitink fur?? FEUER!!!!!!!!!!!!
But---
NO BUTTZ FEUER!!!!!!!!!!!!
KLICK PHOOM BBBBBBBAAAARRRRRROOOOMMMMM .... plink plink..
VHOT?!
Errr--- Ich tried to tell you Herr Feldmarschall--- zhe gunz are schtill hitched to zhe Sdkfz'z
Ach zhat iz OK...
Aktually not Herr Feldmarschall--- zhey vhere all fazink tovardz Tripolli und ezpezially McALi'z--- unt zhum uf zhem schtill had zheir tranzit capz skrewed into zhe barrelz
Scheiss---- zhiz iz not ein guut schtart to zhe vheek... karry on
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Zhorry-- ich zhee zhere iz ein IL2 forum here, but zhere iz not much happenink?
Free kweztionz
1) Vhere iz zhe krack fur 4.08m?
2) Zhomevhon schpoke about ein P38 (late) kampaign??? Vhere do ich find it??
3) Vho izt Oleg Maddox?
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Kontinutiy Manager-- up yourzez!!
Ich vhoz juzt fikkuring out how to fly zhzi zhing--- unt zhen mein krafikz kard packed up--- zho vhotch nextez vheek--- vhe are zho far ahead uf zhe ozzerz zhat vhe kan afford to go schlow--- vhe are uppen to unzere neckz in zhe brown 'ole already--- kweit nize unt komfortable really... unt Itchee keepz zhupplyink uz mit loadz uf very schtrange sushi--- zho vhe are havink ein great time zhank you... nozzink to do really-- after you know vho blew uppen zhe Lizairian ship....
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So it's when you can go outside and not have to wear two layers of long johns, an insulated set of pants and shirt, several pairs of heavy socks, a pair of sturdy, waterproof boots that go up to just below your knees, a heavy wind and waterproof jacket with a fur-lined hood, and a pair of thick inslulated gloves?
Man-- you haf te vhear all zhat?? No vhonder you move zho schlow--- unt Ich thought you vhere juzt old?
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Karry on!
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Zho he iz konztipated-- mit chilliez???
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Iz he konztipated???
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Nein - Snow ho is a suburb in London.....
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Getting hit in the mouth and leg is serious? What, now he can't direct traffic and blow his whistle?
That means he got shot Mane....
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Gang of 12 hit ATM, shoot cop
2008-2-29 09:27
Johannesburg - A policeman was seriously wounded following a shootout with robbers who had just bombed an FNB ATM in Brackendowns Alberton on Friday, East Rand police said.
The incident occurred at about 04:00.
Captain Steady Nawa said the robbers, armed with AK47s, managed to take the ATM safe.
"At about 04:00, five officers at the Bracken City Shopping Complex heard a loud bang in the mall. They went to investigate and on their way they were shot at by 12 robbers," Nawa said.
He said one police officer was hit in the mouth and leg but was in a stable condition in an undisclosed hospital.
The robbers fled the scene in three BMWs.
The robbers had earlier held a Fidelity guard hostage and robbed him of his firearm.
JUST FOUND WORK FOR THESE GUYS!!!!!!!!
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Zhey go rabbit huntink??
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ZHo-- zhum uf you goink to schtay in zhe trenchez und fight zhiz vheek-end--- or are you all offen to McAli'z??
Und zhat schwein zhat schot ein hole through my cap --- zhiz vheek-ent you vhil pay...
Shultz??
FEUER!
pop----- plink
Shultz???
Errr--- Herr Feldmarschall- zhe schweinz haf damaged all zhe big gunz.....
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Here-- haf ein joint zhen you vhill not feel ein thing!
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Karry on!!
Haf guut vhon...
Ach-- unt Schultz??
Ja Herr Feldmarschall??
FEUER!!!
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Stanz??? You scphend too much time mit Ugo Drago!!!
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Hmmmmmm-- schmoke on zhe wasser-- you thinken zhey might be kommemoratink Pearl Harbor??
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Vhoz making all zhiz F#cking noize???
Achh-- lookenzhie at zhe time!!! Verdamtez Chineze Alarm Klocken!!
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“Hmmmm—Shultzie--- maybe vhe should activate zhiz zhing here--- it zhaiz in zhiz manual fur zhiz target drone zhat it is uzed fur protection uf zhiz ship frum outzhide interference unt iz alzo an anti-beamer upper device”
“Ja Guut—aktivatink zhe “Secret Hampering Instrument unt Extraction Locator unt Deflecting Scheiss machine…”
“Hmmmm—it almost feel zhafer now…”
“Ja--- it zhaiz SHIELDS up on zhiz monitor”
“Shultzie…. Lookenzhie zhere!”
A huge silver plane like thing comes plummeting towards the target drone, streaming a long flame and loosing bits and pieces all the time. About 100 meters away from the target drone it disintegrates against some sort of force field with a brilliant purple flash. Shultz and Rommel sees several bleeding body parts been flung in all directions.
“蜥蜴壽司任何人？”
“Errr--- nein—ich think ich vhill pazz zhank you!”
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Unt zhe Psion ZX-Spectrum zhe kat'z litter box!
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QUOTE (mane_raptor @ Feb 26 2008, 06:08 AM) *
Not kidding, I'm actually going to do that. I got a couple of mounds near the end of the drive way that are at least 10 feet tall and have to be moved before the spring otherwise they will wash my garage away when they melt.
Lo, and even as we speak.................
The town crew just came up with the bucket loader and moved the mounds O' white death........... icon_bow.gif
Took them about 15 full buckets (4 yrd bucket) and they put it all well away from where it threatened my garage. All it cost me was a couple of cups of coffee and a few minutes spent outside in the cold talkin' local politics.
Mane also marvels at the fact that he gets to quote himself.
Hehehehe-- Rommel iz amazed zhat fur vhonce , Mane zhaid zhomevhot vhorth kwoutink!
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Zhayz he vho ridez around in zhe glove compartment uf zhe Folgore..............
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Danke-- Ich kraked it-- I juzt vhunder-- doez Oleg thinken all zhe kriminalz live outzhide zhe Schtatez??--