Edwin Rommel
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Ich haf ein old Psion ZX-Spektrum 16-- vhill zhat help??
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"scratch-- scratch--- scratch"
"Krabz again Herr Rommel?"
"Ja-- it alvhayz happenz on zheze long schpaze journeyz"
"Errr-- it alvhayz happenz on long journeyz"
"Errr-- Herr Rommel-- zhiz journey haz juzt been about 30 poztz..."
"ACH OK-- IT ALVHAYZ HAPPENZ!!"
"Hmmm-- zhat iz better to tell zhe truth all zhe time!"
"Shultz??"
"Jawohl Herr Rommel?"
"Vhill you put zhum chewed sushi over zhat zekurity kamery in zhe korner?? Ich haf feelink zhomevhot iz vhotchink uz...unt juzt in kaze-- put Itchee Krotzhee in zhat chamber marked " Beamer upper""
"Jawohl Herr Rommel- zhum befehl!"
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and he vhoz your f*cking Prezident???
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That America will return one day, I know it will.
As a non-American--- I too wish for this....
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Vhell haf guut vhon... off to zhe hardware shop to get new glazz fur zhe vhindowz zhe ^%$#%#^%$(*&^(*&^ burglerz broke...
Shultz--- Target--- Mozambique--- Komenze firink unt do not schtop till you run out uf ammonuzuion....
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unt Ich am your extended family in Africa--- Ich haf been telling zhem on zhzi zhide fur yearz zhat Ich am zhupporting zhum charity kazez in zhe UZA...
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unt you kan komme over here unt have mein zhunshine fur free!!!!
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Hmmm-- I zhink zhe Kamel haz lozt it.....
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Looking out of the porthole Shultz sees--
"Hmmmm--- Rommel-- ich zhink zhomevhon iz playink mit frizbeez!"
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Zhorry-- enjoy--- vhe muzt juzt azk zhum German engineerz to have ein look at zhat fuel leak out uf your left vhing..........
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Continuity Manager-- did you zhee zhat UGO'z plane already showz damage unt zhe firzt shotz needz to be fired???
Poor Italianien scheiss planez! -
Kmmpppfff--- nozzink to shoot at--- it iz zhe zhame every vheek-ent--- komme Friday afternoon unt all zhe Tommiez leavez zheir trenchez fur ein vheek-ent pazz unt vhe have nozzink to do... One of these vheek-entz Ich vhill looze mein temper und okkupy zheir trenchez vhile zhey zre avhay!
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Not aimed at anyvhon in partikular...
An Afrikaner, an Aussie, a beautiful girl and an old woman are sitting in a train.
The train suddenly goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The old woman, beautiful girl and the Afrikaner are sitting there looking perplexed. The Aussie is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap.
The old woman is thinking: "That Aussie must have tried to kiss that girl and got slapped."
The Aussie is thinking: "Damn it, that Afrikaner guy must have tried to kiss the beautiful girl. She thought it was me and slapped me instead."
The beautiful girl is thinking: "That Aussie must have moved to kiss me, but kissed the old lady instead and got slapped."
The Afrikaner is thinking: "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and hit that Aussie again!"
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Pregnant???
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Zhorry-- you awll lookenzie zhe zhame to me...
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Ich am printink zhiz offen az vhe schpeak... 1 at 16; 1 at 12
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Don't look so glum. Go outside and practice your artillery skills. Or better yet, practice making the battle lines straighter!
Zhorry-- Kould not rezizt--- vhe arrezted zhe Muze unt vhill haf her schot at zhe firzt light uf dawn...
In zhe Pezent Zhirkumschtanzez
“Retreat” zhoundz zho sweet
Vhen you are all beat
But zhe HQ in zheir greed
Vhill nimmer approve uf zhuch deed
Zho vhe zhit here in zhe trenches
Feelink to run avay like zhe Frenches
But zhen vhen vhe komme to our zhenzez
Vhe vhill be in such deep problemsez
Zho vhe “Schtraighten zhe Linez”
Unt zhend zhat down zhe grapevinez
Zhen at HQ- zhe Zwinez!
zhey kan plotzen it on zhe mapz mit fancy dezignz
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You vhont anozzer "Freezink Rain" poem??
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HEY !! Komme back-- you forgot to vhosch zhe vhindshield!!!
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Verdamt! Pipped to zhe pozt by ein Kiwi!
Shultz---
Target: Internazional Date Line
FEUER!
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Subtitles, Subtitles-- vhe need no steenking subtitles!
Thuezday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
in Ready Room
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Guut Mornink!
No Schnow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!