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Taz! Good to see ya!
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I think it's important to remember that we just can't be good at everything. For example, look at Liberace, he was a great pianist, but he sucked on the organ.
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Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse, when Johnson lost $500 on a single hand! He clutched his chest and dropped dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five continued playing standing up. Finkelstein looked around and asked.... "So, who's gonna' tell his wife?" They drew straws and Miller picked the short one. They told him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse. Discreet? I'm the most discreet person you'll ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me!" Miller went over to the Johnson’s condo, and knocked on the door. The wife answered and asked what he wanted. Miller declared:- "Your husband just lost $500 playing poker, and is afraid to come home." Tell him to drop dead!" said the wife.
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True...true.
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1935: Japanese troops invade Shanghai, China. 1938: Nazis kill 35 Jews, arrest thousands and destroy Jewish synagogues, homes and stores throughout Germany. The event becomes known as Kristallnacht, the night of the shattered glass. 1940: Start of a counter-offensive by the British Army against the Italian forces that have advanced into Egypt. 1941: Germans capture Yalta in Crimea. 1941: Royal Navy Surface Force K from Malta annihilates an Italian convoy of seven supply ships and sinks two destroyers. 1942: Naval battles off Oran and Casablanca, result in three French destroyers being sunk. 1942: US troops advance on both sides of Oran, taking 2,000 French prisoners after stiff resistance. German paratroops are landed in Tunisia without opposition from the French. 1944: The last Germans on Walcheren surrender. German forces evacuate the Moerdijk bridgehead across the Meuse river. 1944: Total U.S. war casualties are now reported to have passed the 500,000 mark.
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Speccers, you ignorant slut!
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Being the owner of two cats, I know the drill! And the scars to prove it!
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No problemo Stag! Now hows about a hug?
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Morning all. And to what evil are you up to there Sir Gegovitch? A wee rendesvouzs with yesterdays Babe post?????
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Now THAT could drive me to drink!
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I guess I'll just take a pill...
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I resent that you are implying that I am worse than Hootie! Thats a pretty low blow there Staggers!
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I could tell you, then I would have to bury you in kitty litter.
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Oh no! Guess I missed Dougie's sticky post! Er..a...this isn't a political topic! No! Not at all! It is just about the unfairness of America's TV journalists! Yeah, thats the ticket! Unfair journalists!
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Japan sets up field hospital for sexually deprived women My bags are packed, I'm ready to go, Taxi's waitin', he's blowin' his horn.
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Read on... Enjoyed him in "The War Wagon" with John Wayne & Kirk Douglas.
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The Ten Worst Media Distortions of Campaign 2004 Ol' CBS was hot this year.
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Oggie, I use both IE and Firefox. Firefox most often. Here is a link to a great review on anti-spam/spyware tools! Donnie
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Damn whippersnappers anyway!
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Hummina hummina! Yum...drool...slurp...pant....pant... Oh sorry! Congrats Gunny!
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LMAO!!! Careful Binky, I DO have some photos of you I can use!
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Only if you have one made for all of us and ship it to our home addresses!