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Donster

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  1. Has anybody else noticed that Geg has loosened up a bit?
  2. "Be vewwy vewwy qwiet! I'm hunting UPS men!"
  3. After their defeat in North Afrika, Rommel and Blitzen resort to simple panhandling to make a living.
  4. Donster

    OMFG!!!!!

    Naw, just a bloated Cardinal!
  5. 1940: Ministry of Health announces evacuation of 489,000 more children from London area. 1940: Laval becomes Foreign Minister of Vichy government. 1940: Italy attacks Greece after Greek rejection of three-hour ultimatum; Churchill promises ‘all the help in our power’. Hitler and Mussolini meet at Florence. 1940: Cameron is replaced by Fadden as leader of the Australian Country Party. 1941: President Roosevelt approves the appropriation by Congress of an additional $6 billion in Lend-Lease aid to Britain and the Soviet Union. 1942: The first transport from Theresienstadt arrives at Auschwitz. 1944: The Germans begin to withdraw into Walcheren. 1944: Orders are given by the Germans and Quisling regime to evacuate the entire population of Finnmark east of Lyngen, and all houses and installations are to be destroyed. More than 10,000 houses are burnt, and 40-45,000 people are forced southwards. About 25,000 manage to hide, or escape during the operation. 1944: The Germans begin to evacuate Albania. 1944: The Red Army's advance into the Goldap area of East Prussia is brought to a standstill by the tenacious resistance of 4th Army. 1944: The last train transport of Jews to Auschwitz are gassed. These are 2,000 Jews from Theresienstad. 1944: The first B-29 Superfortress bomber mission flies from the airfields in the Mariana Islands in a strike against the Japanese base at Truk.
  6. Donster

    OMFG!!!!!

    Congrats to the Red Sox! I told you guys the planets were all FUBARED!
  7. Donster

    Morning All.

    Morning all. Heading out of town again for 3 days. Best friends wedding. I might even be able to send you all a photo of me in a tuxedo!
  8. Ya gotta think this way...the curse on the Boston Red Sox is almost lifted. Lunar eclipse tonite. Cincinnati Bengals won on Monday Night Football, the first time in two decades. Donnie had more babes posted for him today than any other since he has been on the internet. Donnie received his first flu shot in his lifetime today. And here is the kicker... On this past Saturday, I flew from Allentown, Pennsylvania...to Cedar Rapids, Iowa, on United Airlines, VIA Chicago's O'Hare airport, with NO DELAYS, both flights AHEAD OF SCHEDULE, and arrived at the same gate and departed from the EXACT SAME GATE without it even being changed! Now if that don't tell ya the planets are all out of whack then I don't know what else will! So GO PACK GO!!!
  9. Donster

    Arafat Sick

    I wondered why I hadn't seen the old geezer around on the tube for quite awhile. Thought it was just the war & election coverage. To bad he doesn't die from either lead poisoning or a bad stretching of the neck!
  10. Donster

    Poll...

    Do you think there will be an attempted terrorist attack within the borders of the United States before November 2nd? (Election Day in the USA) 1. Yes 2. No 3. There is an election?
  11. Cute! Thank goodness my kid is grown up!
  12. The Packers make their first trip to Washington D.C. in 25 years. Since voters elected Franklin Roosevelt to his first of four terms in 1932, the Redskins have forecasted the next President. Over the past 18 elections, a Redskins win the weekend before Election Day has preceded a win by the incumbent party. On the other hand, a Redskins loss before the vote has preceded a loss by the incumbent party.
  13. Thanks Geg! Donster keels over from heart attack...
  14. <<<<<<< D'is what I's talkin' bout!
  15. Damn kids! Probably have to post my own.
  16. Donster

    Jury Duty

    A man who was chosen for jury duty wanted very much to be dismissed from serving. He tried just about every excuse he could come up with, but nothing worked. On the day of the trial, he decided to give it one more try. Just as the trial was about to begin, he asked if he could approach the bench. "Your Honor," he said, "I feel I must be excused from this trial since I am prejudiced against the defendant. I took one look at the man in the blue suit with those sneaky, beady eyes and that dishonest face and I said, 'He's a crook! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!' Therefore, your Honor, I could not possibly remain on this jury." Glaring at him, the Judge replied, "Get yourself back in the jury box. That man is his lawyer!"
  17. "Dad," said Donnie, "we had a spelling contest in school today and I missed on the very first word." "That's too bad, Son." consoled Donster's father. "What was the word?" "Posse." "Well, no wonder you couldn't spell it, you lunkhead. You can't even pronounce it correctly."
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