Donster

1941: Roosevelt claims ‘America has been attacked. The shooting has started’, when referring to German naval aggression during in his Navy Day broadcast. 1941: The Russians launch numerous counter-attacks around Moscow in an attempt to halt the German advance. 11th Army forces a breakthrough at Perekop, thus opening the gate to the Crimean peninsula. 1942: Wolfpack 'Battleaxe' attacks Convoy SL-125 (37 ships) which is sailing from Sierra Leone to the UK. The attack begins off the northwest coast of Africa, not far from Gibraltar and continues until the 31st October 1942. During this time 12 merchants (80,005 gross tons) are sunk and 7 damaged. While the battle rages, the allies re-route all convoys associated with the 'Torch' landings in North Africa. 1942: A counter-attack by the 21st Panzer-Division to push the attacking British forces back into the German minefields fails, costing them 50 Panzer's. This leaves Rommel's forces with just 81 operational tanks. 1942: The Soviet 37th Army is defeated in Caucasus. 1942: United States destroyers sink the damaged carrier USS Hornet to prevent her from falling into the hands of approaching Japanese ships. The Hornet has been in operation for only 371 days. 1943: Montgomery resumes the offensive in Italy. 1943: Field Marshal Von Kluge is invalided from command of Army Group Centre as result of a car crash.

Mornin' all.

Jay...Jay...Jay.

Ships Ahoy - Pacific Fighters Thanks Blue's News Ubisoft announces the U.S. launch of Pacific Fighters, the new WW2 combat flight simulator from IL-2 Sturmovik creators 1C Company: SAN FRANCISCO – October 26, 2004 – Ubisoft, one of the world’s largest videogame publishers, today announced that Pacific Fighters™ for the PC is now shipping to retailers. Pacific Fighters is available for MSRP $39.99 with an ESRB rating of T for “Teen.” From the creators of the critically acclaimed IL-2 series comes an accurate and action-packed re-creation of the epic battles of the Pacific. Control over 40 fighters and bombers including the deadly Japanese Zero, the U.K.’s Supermarine Seafire and the U.S.-made Corsair and A-20 Havoc. Players will take flight and engage in combat over huge maps of famous WWII locations such as Pearl Harbor, Midway, Guadalcanal and Iwo Jima. In addition to single-player missions, Pacific Fighters offers an unparalleled multiplayer experience. For the first time in any retail flight simulation, players may take part in massive aerial dogfights with up to 128 players on the same dedicated server. Players may also join squadrons of up to 32 players in Cooperative mode. Available for the first time in the 1C: Maddox series, players can utilize aircraft carriers for support, use them for take-offs and landings, and engage them in combat. Players will encounter hundreds of targets from the air, on the ground and at sea. From the air, players may attack ships and other aircraft or choose to target ground objects such as trucks, trains, tanks and enemy airfields. Pacific Fighters’ unsurpassed attention to detail, smart AI, unequaled damage model and sense of realism combine to immerse players like no other combat flight simulation ever created. Take part in legendary battles, where the courage of a few pilots will determine the course of history. For more information visit the newly re-launched IL-2 community site www.il2sturmovik.com featuring Pacific Fighters. ll2sturmovik.com is the “one-stop shop” for all Oleg Maddox products published by Ubisoft. View the amazing Pacific Fighters trailer and get ready for a combat flight simulation that will set new standards for the genre.

Well since its Stag's aircraft, maybe its just an old "rotter" just like him?

Looks like a severe case of "Jungle Rot".

I personally buffed her to a high gloss meself!

Favre's wife diagnosed with cancer This guy sure has had more than his share of bad luck in the last year.

Here is the last I heard...

I hear she "aims to please".

A beautiful girl is lying on a gurney, about to undergo a minor surgery. She is wheeled into the corridor by a nurse, then left alone. While the nurse is away, Donster wearing a white coat approaches the girl, takes the sheets away and starts examining her naked body. He walks away and talks to Gunny who is also wearing a white coat. Gunny comes over and starts examining her. When Rommel, who is wearing a white coat too, begins to examine her body, the girl begins to grow impatient. "All of this examining is great, you guys are really thorough, "she says, But when will I be having my operation?" Donnie shrugs his shoulders, "Beats me, We're just painting the hall."

Morning all.

1939: Forced labor decree issued for Polish Jews aged 14 to 60. 1940: London has longest air raid to date as a Catholic orphanage is among the buildings hit. British claim 41 German planes shot down in the past week against 21 British. The total German losses over Britain since the war began are put at a staggering 2,762 against Britain’s 780. 1940: Ministry of Food subsidises fish and chip shops to encourage potato consumption. 1940: The Italians protest to the Greeks about their 'non-neutral' attitude towards Italy. 1942: The Eighth Army begins re-grouping its divisions at El Alamein for the final breakout. 1942: 850 Jews are arrested in Norway. 1942: Battle of Santa Cruz, with US forces attacking the large Japanese supporting fleet near Guadalcanal and shooting down 100 aircraft, damaging two carriers, a battleship and three cruisers. 1942: The USS South Dakota knocks down twenty-six Japanese planes during the battle of Guadalcanal, setting the record for the most enemy planes downed in one day. 1943: The RAF launches a heavy night raid against Stuttgart, while the US 8th Air Force, in its greatest effort to date, delivers a devastating daylight attack on Bremen. 1943: A hospital ship arrives in Liverpool with 790 wounded POW's aboard, repatriated from Germany. 1943: A feint landing on Choisseul in the Solomon's is conducted by US forces. Meanwhile Treasury Island is occupied. 1943: Emperor Hirohito states his country's situation is now "truly grave."

In a flip-flop that surprised none of his supporters, Kerry's claim to meeting with Security Council members prior to vote has been proven false

Good times...good times...

LOWER! LOOOOWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!

Search isn't turned on here. But I don't see your "babe", so I'll take care of it shortly!

In other news, oil companies report running out of made-up stuff to drive prices higher

...due a "Babe" post whilst I was away? Let me know in this thread please. (And I will verify of course!)

Time to put down that Rolling Thingmie and do a few pushups!

"If you can make it to the top of the stairs, I'm all yours!"

Enjoy Gunny!

Zhere you go Herr Rommel! Paid in full!

Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter." The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy." A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is. Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it has an "r" after the first letter." "That's right!" she coaxed. Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"