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Well since its Stag's aircraft, maybe its just an old "rotter" just like him?
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Looks like a severe case of "Jungle Rot".
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Mmmm, shiny!
Thanky Donster-san!
I personally buffed her to a high gloss meself!
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Favre's wife diagnosed with cancer
This guy sure has had more than his share of bad luck in the last year.
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Here is the last I heard...
Codemasters delays games amid Ubisoft takeover rumorsUK publisher/developer pushes back Wartime Command, Operation Flashpoint 2 as UK trades report it may be bought out by the French game giant.
Over the weekend, British publisher and developer Codemasters pushed back several of its high-profile military games. Operation Flashpoint 2, the sequel to the popular Bohemia Interactive-developed shooter, has been delayed until "spring 2006," according to the game's official Web site. Further, Codemasters' release calendar now lists the release date for the Xbox version of the original Operation Flashpoint as summer 2005 (instead of fall 2004, as previously listed).
Codemasters has also delayed Wartime Command: Battle for Europe 1939-1945, its WWII real-time strategy game. Developed by Russian studio IC, the game had been set for a summer 2004 release. However, as of late last week, the game's home page was changed to reflect a new summer 2005 ship date.
Ironically, the delays come as Codemasters is reportedly on the verge of being bought out. British game-industry magazine MCV is reporting that Ubisoft is in "an advanced stage in negotiations" to purchase the Colin McRae publisher. The French publishing giant had been widely reported to be considering acquiring another leading UK game company, Eidos. However, Ubisoft's shares fell 5.2 percent on Monday due to worries that Eidos' estimated $300 million price tag would severely strain its finances.
By Tor Thorsen -- GameSpot
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I hear she "aims to please".
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A beautiful girl is lying on a gurney, about to undergo a minor surgery. She is wheeled into the corridor by a nurse, then left alone.
While the nurse is away, Donster wearing a white coat approaches the girl, takes the sheets away and starts examining her naked body.
He walks away and talks to Gunny who is also wearing a white coat.
Gunny comes over and starts examining her.
When Rommel, who is wearing a white coat too, begins to examine her body, the girl begins to grow impatient.
"All of this examining is great, you guys are really thorough, "she says, But when will I be having my operation?"
Donnie shrugs his shoulders, "Beats me, We're just painting the hall."
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Morning all.
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1939: Forced labor decree issued for Polish Jews aged 14 to 60.
1940: London has longest air raid to date as a Catholic orphanage is among the buildings hit. British claim 41 German planes shot down in the past week against 21 British. The total German losses over Britain since the war began are put at a staggering 2,762 against Britain’s 780.
1940: Ministry of Food subsidises fish and chip shops to encourage potato consumption.
1940: The Italians protest to the Greeks about their 'non-neutral' attitude towards Italy.
1942: The Eighth Army begins re-grouping its divisions at El Alamein for the final breakout.
1942: 850 Jews are arrested in Norway.
1942: Battle of Santa Cruz, with US forces attacking the large Japanese supporting fleet near Guadalcanal and shooting down 100 aircraft, damaging two carriers, a battleship and three cruisers.
1942: The USS South Dakota knocks down twenty-six Japanese planes during the battle of Guadalcanal, setting the record for the most enemy planes downed in one day.
1943: The RAF launches a heavy night raid against Stuttgart, while the US 8th Air Force, in its greatest effort to date, delivers a devastating daylight attack on Bremen.
1943: A hospital ship arrives in Liverpool with 790 wounded POW's aboard, repatriated from Germany.
1943: A feint landing on Choisseul in the Solomon's is conducted by US forces. Meanwhile Treasury Island is occupied.
1943: Emperor Hirohito states his country's situation is now "truly grave."
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Funniest line I heard when you guys were playing OFP, was from Bilko..I guess Donster hadn't been on for a while and Binky said "I do miss Donnie..It seems like ages since I've shot him...."
Good times...good times...
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LOWER! LOOOOWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!
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Search isn't turned on here.
But I don't see your "babe", so I'll take care of it shortly! -
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...due a "Babe" post whilst I was away? Let me know in this thread please. (And I will verify of course!)
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Time to put down that Rolling Thingmie and do a few pushups!
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"If you can make it to the top of the stairs, I'm all yours!"
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Enjoy Gunny!
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Zhere you go Herr Rommel! Paid in full!
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Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher.
She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class remember it has an "r" after the first letter."
The entire class says, "Hello Mrs. Prussy."
A few days later the regular teacher is still sick when Little Johnny gets to his desk the teacher asks what her name is.
Johnny thinks hard and the says to the teacher, "I remember it has an "r" after the first letter."
"That's right!" she coaxed.
Then after a few seconds Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"
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1939: U-boats sink four more British ships.
1942: Germans capture two more streets in Stalingrad with severe losses. The last German offensive in the Caucasus begins.
1942: Montgomery switches the attack to the North. Rommel breaks off his sick leave to take charge of the critical situation in which the axis forces now find themselves.
1943: The Japanese open the infamous Burma to Siam railway, which was built with forced British and commonwealth POW labour.
1944: Russians troops take the German base of Kirkenes in Norway.
1944: The Red Army completes its capture of Transylvania in northwestern Romania.
1944: The first suicide air (Kamikaze) attacks occur against U.S. warships in Leyte Gulf. By the end of the war, Japan will have sent an estimated 2,257 aircraft. "The only weapon I feared in the war," Adm. Halsey will say later.
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Morning. A simple circumcision will take care of that stuttering problem you have there Herr Rommel.
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1938: In a move that increases tensions between the United States and Japan, the USS President Coolidge is forced to unload nearly $3 million worth of gold and silver before it is allowed to leave the Japanese controlled port of Shanghai.
1940: Hitler meets Petain at Montoire, which leads ‘to agreement in principle of collaboration’, but Petain rejects the idea of a Franco-German military alliance.
1940: British Summer Time to be continued throughout winter.
1941: Army Group South takes Kharkov and Belgorod.
1942: U-boat control in France creates wolfpack 'Battleaxe'. This will operate in the North Atlantic until it is disbanded on the 1st November 1942 and will include at one time or another U-134, U-203, U-409, U-509, U-510, U-572, U-604 and U-659.
1942: The land battle begins in earnest around Henderson Field, with the elite Japanese 2nd Division being wiped out.
1943: The Red Army achieves a breakthrough on the Dnieper river and captures Melitopol.
1943: An E-boat attack on a convoy off the Norfolk coast result in four E-boats being sunk and one British trawler.
1944: The aircraft carrier USS Princeton is sunk by a single Japanese plane during the Battle of Leyte Gulf.
1945: Vidkun Quisling is executed in Norway by firing squad.
1945: The United Nations formally comes into being with twenty-nine ratification's having been received.
Pacific Fighters Ships in the US!
in Ready Room
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Ships Ahoy - Pacific Fighters
Thanks Blue's News
Ubisoft announces the U.S. launch of Pacific Fighters, the new WW2 combat flight simulator from IL-2 Sturmovik creators 1C Company:
SAN FRANCISCO – October 26, 2004 – Ubisoft, one of the world’s largest videogame publishers, today announced that Pacific Fighters™ for the PC is now shipping to retailers. Pacific Fighters is available for MSRP $39.99 with an ESRB rating of T for “Teen.”
From the creators of the critically acclaimed IL-2 series comes an accurate and action-packed re-creation of the epic battles of the Pacific. Control over 40 fighters and bombers including the deadly Japanese Zero, the U.K.’s Supermarine Seafire and the U.S.-made Corsair and A-20 Havoc. Players will take flight and engage in combat over huge maps of famous WWII locations such as Pearl Harbor, Midway, Guadalcanal and Iwo Jima. In addition to single-player missions, Pacific Fighters offers an unparalleled multiplayer experience. For the first time in any retail flight simulation, players may take part in massive aerial dogfights with up to 128 players on the same dedicated server. Players may also join squadrons of up to 32 players in Cooperative mode.
Available for the first time in the 1C: Maddox series, players can utilize aircraft carriers for support, use them for take-offs and landings, and engage them in combat. Players will encounter hundreds of targets from the air, on the ground and at sea. From the air, players may attack ships and other aircraft or choose to target ground objects such as trucks, trains, tanks and enemy airfields. Pacific Fighters’ unsurpassed attention to detail, smart AI, unequaled damage model and sense of realism combine to immerse players like no other combat flight simulation ever created. Take part in legendary battles, where the courage of a few pilots will determine the course of history.
For more information visit the newly re-launched IL-2 community site www.il2sturmovik.com featuring Pacific Fighters. ll2sturmovik.com is the “one-stop shop” for all Oleg Maddox products published by Ubisoft. View the amazing Pacific Fighters trailer and get ready for a combat flight simulation that will set new standards for the genre.