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  1. I ain't doin' no girl from New Jersey! Plus she's flat chested! Where's the fun in that? Whizkid went from a flight engineer to a Major? Then a Colonel? He gets promoted faster then he wets his pants! Great story guys!
  2. They're not watching you Stans, they're watching me and my Babe Bunker™. First they want to take my guns, then my babes! Not without a fight I tell ya! "Yes dear? My meds? Did I take my meds yet this morning? No not yet. They're watching"... (Lottie yells in background) ..."Yes Lottie, I'll shut up and take my meds. Sorry I woke you up."
  3. Donster

    Saturday

    Morning. Sunny so far. 20F with a high finally over 40F. Rain tonight into tomorrow morning.
  4. Studebaker Ad - March 1944 1940: Hitler changes his plans for the invasion of the west. At a military conference in Berlin, he decides to adopt the plan put forward by Gerd von Rundstedt and his former chief of staff, Erich von Manstein, for the Ardennes option. Code-named ‘Fall Sichelschnitt’, it called for the attack against the Low Countries to go ahead, but with slightly fewer forces, in order to draw the allies forward, while the decisive thrust would be mounted through the Ardennes. Holding attacks would be made against the Maginot line. 1940: A Finnish delegation arrives in Moscow. 1941: German aircraft mine the Suez canal, blocking it for 3 weeks. *Ilona Massey 1942: Having received permission from Hitler, the Battleship Tirpitz and 3 destroyers set sail from Trondheim to intercept convoy PQ-12, but is spotted by a British submarine which relays the information onto the British Admiralty. However, bad weather means that the Tirpitz is unable to locate PQ-12 and so heads back to base. Enroute to Trondheim the Tirpitz is spotted and attacked by aircraft from HMS Victorious, but is not damaged. 1942: Japanese cut all roads north of Rangoon, trapping the British at Pegu. 1942: Japanese occupy Batavia in Java. Ilona Massey 1943: British RAF fliers bomb Essen and the Krupp arms works in the Ruhr, Germany. 1944: Bomber Command begins a large-scale offensive over northern France in preparation for D-Day. Ilona Massey 1944: The USAAF send 730 bombers and 796 fighters to Berlin, during which 69 bombers and 11 escorts are shot down. 1944: Another 'Chindit' stronghold is established South of the Irrawaddy. Ilona Massey 1944: U.S. Marines land at Talasea in New Britain. 1945: The US 8th Air Force launches a heavy attack against Chemnitz in Saxony. 1945: The Second Panzer and Sixth SS Panzer Armies launch a major counter-attack from Lake Balaton towards Budapest. Ilona Massey 1945: The U.S. Third Army reaches the Rhine Northwest of Koblenz, as Cologne falls to General Courtney Hodges' First Army. 1945: The new Chinese First Army takes Lashio in north-eastern Burma. Ilona Massey *Ilona Massey (born Ilona Hajmássy) was born in Budapest, Austro-Hungarian Empire (now Budapest, Hungary) on June 16th, 1940. Billed as "the new Dietrich", she starred in three films with Nelson Eddy, and with Lon Chaney, Jr. in Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man (1943) as Baroness Frankenstein. Becoming an American citizen in 1946, she remained strongly anti-communist for what she saw as the destruction of her native country, at one point picketing the United Nations during the 1956 visit of Soviet premier Nikita Khrushchev. In 1949, she starred in Love Happy with the Marx Brothers. She played Madame Egelichi, a femme fatale spy, and her performance inspired Milton Caniff in the creation of his femme fatale spy, Madame Lynx, in the comic strip "Steve Canyon". Caniff hired Massey to pose for him. From 1 November 1954, she hosted DuMont's The Ilona Massey Show, a weekly musical variety show in which she sang songs with guests in a nightclub stage set, with music provided by the Irving Fields Trio. The series lasted through 1955. Ilona Massey died of cancer in Bethesda, Maryland and was buried in Virginia's Arlington National Cemetery near her last husband, Donald Dawson, who had served in the United States Air Force Reserve as a Major General.
  5. Great having you back Top Cat! You try out that new hip yet?
  6. The latest headlines... NVIDIA 196.75 Driver Recall – Overheating Problems Cause GPU Deaths Developer Feature: Distant Worlds Early Look Part 1 & 2 Weekend Deal on Steam - Operation Flashpoint: Dragon Rising - 75% Off Order of War: Challenge Multiplayer Demo and Launch Trailer Metro 2033 Goes Gold - ‘Ghosts of the Metro’ Trailer Released 2K Games Announces First DLC for BioShock® 2 Available March 11 Worldwide Strategic Command WWII Global Conflict Released Preview: ASUS RoG Maximus III Extreme LGA 1156 Motherboard Review: CyberPower UPS Battery Backup for PCs Review: Thermaltake Element V Full Tower Chassis Science & Technology News (5 March 2010) Just Announced Hardware for 5 March 2010 "Thank God It’s Friday cuz after this busy news week I'm takin' the weekend off! So finish off your week with these latest news headlines from COMBATSIM.COM!"
  7. How 'bout we just shave it, sandpaper it, then wipe it with a rag soaked in turpentine. Believe me, you will forget all your troubles instantly.
  8. Donster

    ATC tales

    LMAO @ OG! That women was sharp as a tack!
  9. Redneck Air Freshener (Bacon Scented)... Redneck Chandelier... Redneck Hedge Trimmer...
  10. Cool place to dine! If I ever get out that way, I can stay at Stans and he can take me to dinner! In a manly way of course, with Mechelle. And he can set me up with one of his buxom Dental Hygienists.
  11. Wartime Mobil Oil Ad 1940: Italian collier ship seized by Allies. 1941: The Royal Navy begins escorting British and Commonwealth troop convoys from Egypt to Greece. *Lucille Bremer 1942: The RAF launches an attack against Essen in the Ruhr, but with disappointing results. 1942: German reconnaissance planes locate the British convoy PQ-12 bound for Murmansk. 1942: General Sir Harold Alexander arrives at Rangoon to take over command of Burma Army from Lieutenant General Hutton. Wavell had given Alexander orders to hold Rangoon at all costs. Immediately, orders were issue for the 1st Burma Division to counter-attack the Japanese from the north and 17th Indian Division which had be reinforced was to attack east of Pegu. Both attacks failed and Alexander realized that Rangoon could not be held. He ordered that Rangoon be evacuated and his troops withdraw north to the Irrawaddy Valley to regroup. Lucille Bremer 1943: Bomber Command commences The Battle of the Ruhr, an attempt to seriously deplete Germany's industrial strength. 1943: Bomber Command report the ‘first effective attack on Essen’ due primarily to the use of a new navigational aid ‘Oboe’. 1943: The only jet aircraft to serve with the RAF in World War II, the Gloster Meteor, is flown for the first time. Lucille Bremer 1944: Leon Degrelle, leader of the Belgian fascists and commander of the Belgian Waffen SS legion in Russia, visits Paris in an effort to shore up morale among his French counterparts. 1944: Koniev 2nd Ukrainian Front launches an attack towards Uman. 1944: Gliders and air-transport-borne 'Chindits' set up ‘Broadway’ a stronghold behind Japanese lines, North East of Indaw. Lucille Bremer 1945: Advance patrols of the U.S. First Army reach Cologne. 1945: Germany is now conscripting 15 and 16-year-olds into the regular army. 1945: The German Second Army is cut off in Pomerania as Russian 19th Army reaches the Baltic. The fortress city of Graudenz on the Vistula surrenders to troops of the 2nd Belorussian Front. Lucille Bremer *Bremer was born on February 21, 1917 in Amsterdam, New York but the family moved to Philadelphia while she was still quite young. She began taking ballet lessons at age 7 and before she was even a teenager, the promising dancer was accepted into the Philadelphia Opera Company. At age 16 she became a Rockette at Radio City Music Hall in New York and toured with the girls throughout Europe. Bremer, along with fellow stars Vera-Ellen and June Allyson, appeared as a 'Pony Girl' in the Broadway musical Panama Hattie in 1940. Spotted by a talent scout, she was taken to Hollywood where her screen test impressed Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer mogul Louis B. Mayer. An accomplished dancer, she was also considered to display potential as a dramatic actress. She made her screen debut in 'Meet Me in St. Louis' (1944) as Judy Garland's sister, and followed this with a co-starring role opposite Fred Astaire in the exotic and lavish Technicolor musical fantasy 'Yolanda and the Thief' (1945), directed by Vincente Minnelli, and a featured dance performance, once again with Astaire in two memorable sequences in 'Ziegfeld Follies' (1946). Her last major film was 'Till the Clouds Roll By' (1946), but after this MGM began to lose interest in promoting her. After a few minor films, she played her last starring role in 'Behind Locked Doors' (1948). Reportedly disappointed with her Hollywood career, she elected not to renew her contract and left the film industry. Lucille then wisely focused on her private life. While filming Adventures of Casanova (1948) on location, she met millionaire Abalardo Louis Rodriguez, the son of a former interim president of Mexico. The couple married in July of 1948 and she officially retired. Although there were infrequent talks of a "comeback," nothing materialized and Lucille remained adamant about not returning to show business in any way, shape or form. After living wealthily in La Paz and Mexico City. The couple, who had two sons, Nicholas and Torre, and two daughters, Christina and Karen, divorced in 1963 and Lucille eventually moved to La Jolla, California, where she later owned and operated a children's dress shop. She traveled extensively in he twilight years and died at a La Jolla hospital following a heart attack at age 79 in 1996.
  12. Morning. Dark. Forecast is increasing light, followed by increasing darkness again later in the day. Currently 19F with a high of 38F.
  13. Pick a bad time to quit sniffing glue there McCroskey..I mean Dude?
  14. The latest headlines... Ubisoft Dives into New Depths with the Highly Anticipated Silent Hunter 5 HPS Simulations Announces Naval Campaigns: Midway HPS Simulations Announces Sealion '40, a John Tiller Game Supreme Commander 2 Review First Crysis 2 Screenshots Released Infinity Ward Founders File Lawsuit Against Activision Activision Responds to Infinity Ward Lawsuit CoD Suit Separates Call of Duty & Modern Warfare, Explains Scope of Royalties Just Cause 2 Demo Available on Steam Supreme Commander 2 Out Tomorrow On PC-DVD War in the Pacific – Admiral’s Edition Gets a Major Update! Demo Released for Strategic Command WWII Global Conflict! "Rise of Flight" Version 1.011 Allows Users to Play Offline Rise of Prussia Demo Released Review: Web Browser Grand Prix: The Top Five, Tested And Ranked Review: Auzen X-Fi Bravura 7.1 Soundcard Just Announced Hardware for 4 March 2010 "Belly up to the Front Page News Buffet, and feast on the freshest Gaming & Hardware News courtesy of COMBATSIM.COM!"
  15. Donster

    Wednesday

    Yeah, I probably should have been born a girl. Always bitchin'. And love to F**k.
  16. That happened a lot. Hundreds were caught and sent back home, many had even made it into combat. The military were desperate for bodies. Many used their older brothers birth certificates. Many were runaways. My uncle entered the Marine Corp in 1942 at the age of 17. My grandmother told me she couldn't keep him from skipping school, and he was always getting thrown out of the local pool hall. My grandmother and my dad were raising the family at the time, as my grandfather had died in 1934. She said that she gave up trying to keep him in school, went with him to the local Navy recruiting office, and signed the papers for him to join the Marine Corp. He served in if I am correct, the 2nd Marine Division. I do know he fought in the Battle of Tarawa, and one other before being wounded. He survived the war.
  17. Donster

    Thursday

    Morning. Sunny and 11F with -2 windchill. High of 36F. Should slip into the 40F degree range tomorrow they say, breaking our string of 90+ days without reaching that 40F plateau.
  18. Wartime Curtis Wright Ad 1941: On the northern Norwegian coast, British light naval units and commandos carry out a raid on the Lofoten islands near Narvik, destroying the port and oil storage facilities. 1941: Hitler increases the pressure on Yugoslavia to join the Tripartite pact by inviting Prince Paul, the regent, to Berchtesgaden. Hitler demands that he allows German troops to pass through Yugoslavia for an attack on Greece. In return, the port of Salonika and part of Macedonia will be ceded to Yugoslavia. 1941: The British start to transfer some of its units from Egypt to Greece. These are to be under the command of General Maitland Wilson. Veda Ann Borg 1942: Two Kawanishi flying boats based at Jaluit and Wotje in the Marshall Islands were used as long-range bombers and on March 4 bombed Oahu, Hawaii. The French Frigate Shoals, some 700 miles northwest of Hawaii Island, were to be used by the Japanese seaplanes as a rendezvous point with submarines carrying fuel and bombs. The French Frigate Shoals had not been used by the Japanese Fleet as a seaplane base in the 1941 carrier attack on Pearl Harbor which began the Pacific War. Having come into classified U.S.Navy Information with the fall of Wake I. on 23 December 1941, however, the Japanese then possibly decided to utilize the atoll. Refueling and arming of two Kawanishi H8K flying boats took place in the night of 3 March 1942 (U.S. time), which carried out a unsuccessful raid on the Ten-Ten Dock at Pearl Harbor the day after. (MORE INFO) 1942: USS Enterprise attacks Marcus Island, just 1000 miles from Japan. Veda Ann Borg 1944: The USAAF launch, but then cancel the first daylight heavy bomber raid on Berlin. However 29 aircraft fail to receive the counter-order and bomb the capital. 1944: Convoy RA-57 (31 ships) sailing the Arctic route from the Kola Peninsula to Loch Ewe, is attacked off Norway. The steam merchant Empire Tourist is sunk by U-703 for 7,062 gross tons lost. However, the convoys escorts sink 3 U-boats en-route. 1944: Zhukov renews his attacks against the forces of Manstein's Army Group South in the Ukraine. Veda Ann Borg 1944: Merrill’s ‘Marauders’ fight their first major action in Burma. 1945: The First Belorussian Front breaks through at Stargard and drives towards Stettin and also establishes a new bridgehead across the Oder to the South of Frankfurt. Veda Ann Borg *Veda Ann Borg was born in Boston, Massachusetts on January 11, 1915. Borg was the daughter of Gottfried Borg, a Swedish immigrant and Minna Noble. She became a model in 1936 before winning a contract at Paramount Pictures. A car crash in 1939 necessitated drastic reconstruction of her face by plastic surgery over a period of two years. She appeared in more than one hundred films, including Mildred Pierce, Chicken Every Sunday, Love Me or Leave Me, Guys and Dolls, and Thunder in the Sun. Her last appearance was as an bedraggled Indian woman in the John Wayne-directed The Alamo (1960). Borg began accepting parts in television when the new medium opened up. From 1952 through 1961, she appeared on shows such as Alfred Hitchcock Presents, General Electric Theater, The 20th Century-Fox Hour, The Abbott and Costello Show, Bonanza, The Red Skelton Show, Adventures of Superman, Wild Bill Hickok, and Mr. & Mrs. North, among many others. In 1953-54, she substituted for Joan Blondell as "Honeybee Gillis" in The Life of Riley TV series. Borg was married to Paul Herrick (1942) and Veda's second marriage (1946-1958) to director Andrew McLaglen produced three children, Mary McLaglen, Josh McLaglen, and Andrew Victor McLaglen II. She met second husband Andrew V. McLaglen in 1945 when appearing with his father Victor McLaglen in Love, Honor and Goodbye (1945). Both marriages ended in divorce. She died on August 16, 1973 of cancer in Hollywood, California at age 58.
  19. The U.S. military transported a dozen World War II Marines to Iwo Jima on Wednesday in time for them to attend the 65th anniversary commemoration of their greatest victory — but not before some tense moments.
  20. "Why don't you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don't you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don't you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?"
  21. The latest headlines... R.U.S.E. Open Beta Next Week Six Days in Fallujah Finished, Still Coming Out Battlefield: Bad Company 2 Kick on Connect Fix Coming Activision Publishing Reveals New Plans for Call of Duty® Franchise Silent Hunter 5: Battle of the Atlantic Patch v1.1 Just Flight's 727 Captain Takes Off! Review: Zalman Z7 Plus Mid Tower Computer Case Do Not Press F1 If Requested To Do So By A Website Opera 10.5 is Released, Claims to be "Fastest Browser on Earth" Review: Western Digital SiliconEdge Blue 256GB SSD Edition Just Announced Hardware for 3 March 2010 "Get a firm hold of these Hump Day Headlines at COMBATSIM.COM!"
  22. Leather Dress Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and he begins to think irrationally? Ever wonder why? It's because she smells like a new truck.
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