No105_Archie

I can't proof rad worth a damn....but it's still a great story.....I am still substituting Stans for Chet in my mind though

back from my pilgrimage to the holy city of Ottawa. Didn't see any politicians, but did see a "free Lebenon" demonstration and two popular Canadan comedians (Don Durguson and Mary Walsh) The comics were in economy class with the the rest of us poor souls.

Do you know why PMS is called PMS ???????? Because mad cow disease was already in use (runs & hides )

Good morning folks: going to Ottawa on business for a few days...try to behave while I'm gone. I'll pass your regards on to Paul Martin if I see him

Good one never saw that coming

1942: A Japanese submarine shells an oil refinery near Santa Barbara, California, the first Axis bombs to hit American soil. I never knew that this happened. Were there any more such incidents ? ( besides those balloon bomb thingmes )

bee you tee ful

You do realize of course that the Harrier is a British plane and comes from the same line as the Hurricane, Typhoon amd Tempest

Did you note at the bottom of the article that ships crews rely on "common sense and good manners "when dealing with sexual issues. If that's true then it's the first sane thing I've read about this business in years.

Bonjour mes amis ! ...... ( the Mossie is coming so I am practising my French in case I get shot down near Cafe' Rene')

The local Public Health Organization actually did a set of TV comercials here promoting breast exams for women as a means of preventing breast cancer. The ads featured a ficticious company run by two teenage boys who did breats exams on women for a fee. Their corporate logo was "Put Your Breasts in Our Hands" the ads were priceless , but the local religious nuts caused such a fuss they were taken off the air.... all the flipping soap operas are still on the air though

Bargaining session..........."give us Osama or we'll nuke ya"

Awe inspiring........and to think he was not decorated for it .

Morning -10C mostly sunny, light flurries...pretty good for a Monday

Now would be a good time for Von Hess to remember his German...jah !

Morning all...just back from church...glad you good ole boys are excited about the D500....Thanks to Dude, Cobra, Red , Old Fox el al for the flights last night...had rotten luck and don't think I finisihed a mission......but waht do you expect from an old near sighted bomber pilot

I like it

TQM posted a few days ago after Old Guys story about aliens. Wasn't Sulla around about week or so as well. Haven't heard tell of Buster in ages

SHIELDS UP ! Mr. Spock. Captain I estimate that 10 trillion trillion watts of energy will overwhelm our shields in aproximately 0.0000326 seconds SHUT UP Spock.....Scotty ! MORE POWER TO THE SHIELDS She canna take annae moore cap,n

I get a real kick out of survivor.......how could you NOT survive on one of these islands. Put the buggers on one of the small islands off Newfoundland and then see how they would do......there would be no bikinis and cut-offs being worn for sure.

Raining.....snow ios melting... as Martha would say "that's a good thing"

Perhaps OH F#$K !! was more like it.

Hump Day

Been to Virgin Arm.......it's false advertising There is also a place called Come by Chance ( which is not to far from Dildo either ) We have long miserable winters here and before TV and computers you can guess waht we did for entertainment