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  1. Emperor

    Saturday

    Lord Helmet! I have been insulted by the one known as Donster. For his insult, give him a reward of two days of brutally cold weather.
  2. Emperor

    Saturday

    Well done, Itchie. Fear not as I will make certain that you receive your just reward.
  3. Emperor

    Wednesday

    Lord Helmet has finally made my desired adjustments to the weather control device. You will now begin to pay for your rebellious behavior. Enjoy winter.
  4. Emperor

    Friday

    Really? Then how do you explain this?
  5. Emperor

    Friday

    You think your weather is cold? You think you are receiving more than your fair share of winter? Lord Helmet! Adjust the weather machine and show these peasants some real wintry weather. Make their lives miserable, that will be their reward for their resistance to my will.
  6. Emperor

    Tuesday

    It pleases me that you are enjoying the cold grip of winter. Lord Helmet has done as I have directed him and adjusted the weather control equipment to provide extremely cold weather. You will soon be paying much more for electricity, natural gas, and heating oil that I control. Lord Helmet, I have heard rumors that some our operatives in the U.S. House of Representatives are getting cold feet regarding the impeachment proceedings against the traitor Donald J. Trump. Apply some searing heat to those cold feet. I will not see my effort to remove him from office destroyed by a few weak-willed individuals. They will do my bidding or they will find themselves standing in a welfare line. Trump is to be impeached, once his trial begins in their senate I expect you to slow the process sufficiently so that he will be ejected from office once it is too late for the Republicans to field a new candidate for their 2020 elections. I will then install the one who will follow my orders even if it means terminating the lives of her underlings or anyone else who attempts to stop my plans for my new world order. Lord Helmet, I am relying upon you to make this happen. Do not fail me or you will find yourself sharing a space in the welfare lines, or worse.
  7. Emperor

    Thursday

    Lord Helmet. If you are finished playing with your dolls perhaps you could adjust the weather machine and send colder and perhaps snowy weather to eastern Iowa. We do not want anyone to become too comfortable, now do we?
  8. Emperor

    Saturday

    I issued a black van to Dark Helmet with instructions to watch an agitator who in known to reside in Iowa. I have not yet received a report from Lord Helmet.
  9. Emperor

    Tuesday

    Helmet! You fool, I am Lord Soros! Are you blind? Why would I step down from being the Emperor of the New World Order and take a position as low as regional governor? Have you been drinking with that moron Fick? You have disgraced yourself. Where is Achmed? He would never disgrace himself in such a way.
  10. Emperor

    Tuesday

    If you are referring to the governor of the state called "Virginia" then you are correct. He is as clumsy of a fool as Fick and I have now given him one last chance to redeem himself. I have purchased the entire government of that state and it is now under my direction and complete control. I demand a hefty return on my investments and the rebellious people of that wretched state shall now pay. It is not their money, it is my money and I will take it all and distribute it as I see fit. I will soon have complete control of the governments of all states and their national government as well. All shall bow before me and all shall do as I tell them to do. They will pledge to me their very lives and souls. In exchange for their complete and total loyalty I will see that they are provided with that which will sustain them, but never again shall they have anything in sufficiency so as that they can rebel. Any attempt at rebellion shall be met with a crushing defeat. Lord Helmet, continue with the ousting of the traitors Trump and Pence. Prepare the way for the installation of my selected leader of the new America, agent Michael B. He has been a loyal servant and I shall now reward him accordingly.
  11. Emperor

    Lord Helmet?

    Fick is no longer a concern. I have grown weary of the people in the northern half of California rebelling against my will. Their refusal to support my selections for their "elected" leaders has angered me. Their pitiful attempts to form their own state will now be repaid by me. This morning, I ordered their electrical services to be terminated. They wish to rebel and be allowed to determine their own destiny, they can now do so without power and without running water. They will soon regret their rebellious behaviour and beg for forgiveness. They will bow to me and support me as do the good and obedient people of the southern half of California. My will shall be obeyed by all.
  12. Emperor

    Lord Helmet?

    Excellent. With that bumbling fool out of the way I may proceed with my plan. I have many "witnesses" and "whistle blowers" ready to unleash upon the American president. I will have their government and their stupid citizens believing that Trump is a stark, raving mad, lunatic. When I am finished they will believe that he chases after invisible butterflies, screams and shouts nonsensical phrases, howls at the moon and plays with dolls. I will also have them believing that their vice president is a womanizer, a child molester, and a member of a bizarre religious cult that practices human sacrifice. They will beg their legislators to remove both of them from office through the 25th amendment to their precious constitution and then I will install one of my operatives, Nancy P., as president.
  13. Emperor

    Lord Helmet?

    I did not ask for your opinion. If I want an opinion from you, I will give you an opinion. Lord Helmet, have you carried out your assigned task?
  14. Emperor

    Lord Helmet?

    Lord Helmet, did you arrange for the extended vacation time approval, airline ticket and hotel reservations that claim that Fick has won a trip to Germany? I want him to stay in Germany for all of October and past the elections in November. He is a bumbling fool, but even a bumbling fool can sometimes stumble upon the truth. I need him to remain out of the U.S. so that I can further destroy the reputation of the American president and install my candidates in the November elections.
  15. Emperor

    Monday

    Lord Helmet has done an excellent job with my weather manipulator machine. Pray that I do not further alter your weather.
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