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  1. Emperor

    Tuesday

    Helmet! You fool, I am Lord Soros! Are you blind? Why would I step down from being the Emperor of the New World Order and take a position as low as regional governor? Have you been drinking with that moron Fick? You have disgraced yourself. Where is Achmed? He would never disgrace himself in such a way.
  2. Emperor

    Tuesday

    If you are referring to the governor of the state called "Virginia" then you are correct. He is as clumsy of a fool as Fick and I have now given him one last chance to redeem himself. I have purchased the entire government of that state and it is now under my direction and complete control. I demand a hefty return on my investments and the rebellious people of that wretched state shall now pay. It is not their money, it is my money and I will take it all and distribute it as I see fit. I will soon have complete control of the governments of all states and their national government as well. All shall bow before me and all shall do as I tell them to do. They will pledge to me their very lives and souls. In exchange for their complete and total loyalty I will see that they are provided with that which will sustain them, but never again shall they have anything in sufficiency so as that they can rebel. Any attempt at rebellion shall be met with a crushing defeat. Lord Helmet, continue with the ousting of the traitors Trump and Pence. Prepare the way for the installation of my selected leader of the new America, agent Michael B. He has been a loyal servant and I shall now reward him accordingly.
  3. Emperor

    Lord Helmet?

    Fick is no longer a concern. I have grown weary of the people in the northern half of California rebelling against my will. Their refusal to support my selections for their "elected" leaders has angered me. Their pitiful attempts to form their own state will now be repaid by me. This morning, I ordered their electrical services to be terminated. They wish to rebel and be allowed to determine their own destiny, they can now do so without power and without running water. They will soon regret their rebellious behaviour and beg for forgiveness. They will bow to me and support me as do the good and obedient people of the southern half of California. My will shall be obeyed by all.
  4. Emperor

    Lord Helmet?

    Excellent. With that bumbling fool out of the way I may proceed with my plan. I have many "witnesses" and "whistle blowers" ready to unleash upon the American president. I will have their government and their stupid citizens believing that Trump is a stark, raving mad, lunatic. When I am finished they will believe that he chases after invisible butterflies, screams and shouts nonsensical phrases, howls at the moon and plays with dolls. I will also have them believing that their vice president is a womanizer, a child molester, and a member of a bizarre religious cult that practices human sacrifice. They will beg their legislators to remove both of them from office through the 25th amendment to their precious constitution and then I will install one of my operatives, Nancy P., as president.
  5. Emperor

    Lord Helmet?

    I did not ask for your opinion. If I want an opinion from you, I will give you an opinion. Lord Helmet, have you carried out your assigned task?
  6. Emperor

    Lord Helmet?

    Lord Helmet, did you arrange for the extended vacation time approval, airline ticket and hotel reservations that claim that Fick has won a trip to Germany? I want him to stay in Germany for all of October and past the elections in November. He is a bumbling fool, but even a bumbling fool can sometimes stumble upon the truth. I need him to remain out of the U.S. so that I can further destroy the reputation of the American president and install my candidates in the November elections.
  7. Emperor

    Monday

    Lord Helmet has done an excellent job with my weather manipulator machine. Pray that I do not further alter your weather.
  8. I am not dead. Quite the opposite, I am very much alive and my power is not diminished. I am disappointed that my former lieutenants are so near-sighted and have lost faith and wandered away. They will regret their foolish actions as I continue to build my new world order.
  9. I ordered Lord Helmet to create a virus that would shut down websites for weeks, not just a few hours. Lord Helmet! Why have you failed in your assigned task?
  10. Emperor

    Monday

    Lord Helmet has mastered the use of my weather control machine. Let this be a lesson for you. Support my new world order or suffer the consequences. Lord Helmet, more ice and snow for the American mid-west!
  11. For two years the Americans rebelled against my will. I allowed them to rebel so that their identities would be known to me. Your pitiful little rebellion comes to its end today.
  12. Emperor

    Monday

    What? Lord Helmet, I specifically commanded you to bury central Iowa under a foot of snow! How could you have made such an error with our new weather control equipment? The controls on the new equipment are foolproof. Even that idiot Fick could successfully operate it!
  13. Emperor

    Thursday

    The interruption in your precious internet service was completely avoidable. If only you had supported my New World Order. Instead, you decided to rebel and support my opposition. Now, you will pay for your rebellion. Lord Helmet, keep this dirty, rebellious scum away from the internet. You have my permission to hack through any security on this so called bunker of his and empty it of any treasures you may find.
  14. Your "Americafuhrer" will be the worst disaster to ever afflict the United States. I have already put a stop to off-shore energy exploration throughout North America. I can promise you that the energy exporting nations will continue to reduce exports. Your energy prices will soon skyrocket to the point of being completely unaffordable. I have also directed the central bank of the United States to continually increase interest rates. Any hope you may have had for a growing economy will soon be dashed by crippling inflation rates and even more jobs will be redistributed around the world according to my will. Lord Helmet, see that those "electors" who refused to cooperate with me are dismissed from their employment, then terminate the utility services to their residences. It will be a very cold and very long winter. They will soon regret their decision to rebel against my will.
  15. No, I am not HRC, but she is one of my minions. Do not doubt my power. A growing number of these "electors" are seeing that cooperation with me is their best path. And just to show you that I do have control over all of you, I have ordered the oil exporting nations to drastically cut their exports. The effects of my order are already being felt, are they not? I have given instructions to your central bank to raise interest rates and stifle any further economic growth. The Chinese understand my power and are manipulating their currency in order to further undermine your economy. Soon your stock market will fail, your economy will collapse and your currency will be worthless. You will soon regret ever supporting this pitiful, rebellious, idiot, DJT.
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