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  1. Emperor

    Your rebellion is at its end

    For two years the Americans rebelled against my will. I allowed them to rebel so that their identities would be known to me. Your pitiful little rebellion comes to its end today.
  2. Emperor

    Monday

    What? Lord Helmet, I specifically commanded you to bury central Iowa under a foot of snow! How could you have made such an error with our new weather control equipment? The controls on the new equipment are foolproof. Even that idiot Fick could successfully operate it!
  3. Emperor

    Thursday

    The interruption in your precious internet service was completely avoidable. If only you had supported my New World Order. Instead, you decided to rebel and support my opposition. Now, you will pay for your rebellion. Lord Helmet, keep this dirty, rebellious scum away from the internet. You have my permission to hack through any security on this so called bunker of his and empty it of any treasures you may find.
  4. Emperor

    Velkomen to zhe new Amerikafuhrer!

    Your "Americafuhrer" will be the worst disaster to ever afflict the United States. I have already put a stop to off-shore energy exploration throughout North America. I can promise you that the energy exporting nations will continue to reduce exports. Your energy prices will soon skyrocket to the point of being completely unaffordable. I have also directed the central bank of the United States to continually increase interest rates. Any hope you may have had for a growing economy will soon be dashed by crippling inflation rates and even more jobs will be redistributed around the world according to my will. Lord Helmet, see that those "electors" who refused to cooperate with me are dismissed from their employment, then terminate the utility services to their residences. It will be a very cold and very long winter. They will soon regret their decision to rebel against my will.
  5. Emperor

    Lord Helmet I have an assignment for you

    No, I am not HRC, but she is one of my minions. Do not doubt my power. A growing number of these "electors" are seeing that cooperation with me is their best path. And just to show you that I do have control over all of you, I have ordered the oil exporting nations to drastically cut their exports. The effects of my order are already being felt, are they not? I have given instructions to your central bank to raise interest rates and stifle any further economic growth. The Chinese understand my power and are manipulating their currency in order to further undermine your economy. Soon your stock market will fail, your economy will collapse and your currency will be worthless. You will soon regret ever supporting this pitiful, rebellious, idiot, DJT.
  6. Emperor

    Lord Helmet I have an assignment for you

    You may laugh now, but I will have the final laugh. Lord Helmet, I am most pleased that Senator McCain has chosen to join us. He will spearhead the investigation into the Russian hacking during the election. Make sure he is quickly given the evidence he needs. The Americans respect this man and when he proclaims that Trump was selected only through foreign treachery, there will be a populist revolt and the electors will place HRC in the presidency.
  7. Emperor

    Lord Helmet I have an assignment for you

    Silence, Fick! You are a traitor to my New World Order. You have cast your lot with the rebellious who are now being lead by a fraud. I will crush this rebellion and you along with it.
  8. Lord Helmet. I have directed President Obama to order an investigation into the Russians hacking efforts during the election. Although you have done an excellent job with concealing such evidence, the time has come to reveal the evidence. My plan is to have the evidence quickly uncovered and released to the media. Evidence that proves that the election was not only hacked but controlled entirely by the Russians. This will anger the Americans. Between the anger of the American population and some pressure applied to those so-called "electors", we can yet change the outcome of the election and install HRC as the new president. Once this has been accomplished we will eliminate the antiquated American election process. You have your orders, Lord Helmet. Do not fail me.
  9. Emperor

    Lord Helmet, time is short

    I am most displeased.
  10. Emperor

    Lord Helmet, time is short

    I may be willing to grant you a seat at the table of power, but if you insist upon attempting to seize more than your share, I may make the Chinese your task master. You should carefully consider my offer.
  11. Emperor

    Lord Helmet, time is short

    It is most pleasing to hear that you are working so diligently on my plans. I am most pleased to see that the most senior investigator in the American justice system has decided to cooperate with us. It would have been most unpleasant if he had continued with his investigation into my candidate. Tomorrow we allow the Americans to have their precious elections. I trust that all is in place and that HRC will enjoy a victory by a very wide margin. Once she has been confirmed as their new president, we shall proceed with the next phase of my domination of this world.
  12. Emperor

    Lord Helmet, time is short

    Cease this insolent nonsensical posting! This message is intended for Dark Helmet. Dark Helmet, where are you?
  13. Emperor

    Lord Helmet, time is short

    Lord Helmet, I am disappointed by the unemployment rate being reported. I fear that the stupid Americans may believe that there is still too much unemployment. I want you to immediately release "revised" unemployment statistics. Perhaps a rate of 4.1% would be believable? This rate would create the legacy of job creation for my current leader of the United States. I have selected HRC to be the next leader of the United States and we must do everything to ensure that she is elected. This election cannot be won by a thin margin, but must be won by a margin of 12 percent or greater. Make certain that my voting machines maintain this margin. Also, we must make DJT into a being so evil that he will be reviled by the Americans. Perhaps a story involving the FBI and IRS planning to arrest him for tax evasion? We can make him a complete monster by telling the Americans that he would revoke women's right to any health care and their right to vote. Change his policy on immigration reform to one in which he will enslave all immigrants and minorities. Make his birth control plan one in which he consumes babies as his primary food source. We cannot allow him to be elected. Take all necessary measures to turn DJT into a creature that the Americans will gladly turn over to us for elimination after the "elections". I trust that you are capable of accomplishing the tasks I have given you. If not, I may have no choice but to reactivate a sleeper agent. Do not fail me, Lord Helmet. I assure you that you would not enjoy the company of this sleeper agent.
  14. Emperor

    Well done, Lord Helmet

    Lord Helmet, I congratulate you on devising new ways to interrupt access to websites. Your hacking of internet-connected devices like cameras, baby monitors and home routers to overwhelm websites with traffic is brilliant. I have established the electronic voting machine as the standard method of casting ballots, now we will take complete control and shape every election to select the candidates of my choosing. After the election we should procede with carrying out massive distributed denial of service attacks on both popular and critical websites around the world. This will anger the people of the world. They will rise up and demand that the government take control of the internet in order to protect their access to these websites. Then I will have complete control of the flow of information and the content of that information. With complete control, no one will dare to challenge me and I will bring peace to the world by making the entire world my empire, one which I will rule with an iron fist. Lord Helmet, do what must be done.
  15. Emperor

    Lord Helmet, I summons thee

    Fick is not your concern. I cannot rest as there is much to be done. Just carry out my orders and do not fail me.
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