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Stans last won the day on March 28 2018

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    Morning y'all, overcast skies, 71F, and wet. The remnant of tropical storm Bertha is now passing through West Virginia and is expected to cause scattered thunderstorms across most of Virginia. Here, in my region of the Communistwealth, we have an 80% chance of storms and we should see a high of 80F.
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    Morning y'all, 64F and fog. Expecting a cloudy day with a chance of late afternoon showers and a high of 80F. It is day 58 of the 70 days of stay at home order (now a "safer at home" order) here in the Communistwealth of Virginia. The commandant was going to issue an order requiring the wearing of masks when away from your residence, but with his trip to Virginia Beach on Saturday and not wearing a mask at all, even when in very close proximity to the public, he has amended his order. Beginning on Friday, May 29, by order of the governor, masks shall be worn when inside any business, public building, or government building. The health department has been given the authority to enforce this decree by fining, suspending, or revoking business licenses from businesses that willfully disregard the order. The governor has asked the legislature to convene an emergency session and pass a law making it a misdemeanor crime to not wear a mask. So let it be written, so let it be done.
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    Morning y'all, day 57 of 70 starts with overcast skies and 60F. The forecast calls for a cloudy day and a high of 77F.
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    Morning y'all, overcast skies and 61F to start this Memorial Day. Yesterday, the weather shaman went with a forecast of mostly cloudy and 79F. What we got was total overcast, fog, and a high of 69F. Today, the weather shaman says cloudy and cool this morning, slowly clearing skies for the afternoon and a high of 78F. Today is Memorial Day in the U.S. Although for most, it is just the holiday to mark the beginning of summer, but that is not the intended purpose of Memorial Day. Memorial Day is the day in which we mourn the loss of those who died in military service for this nation. Although flags have been at half-staff all weekend for the victims of the SARS-CoV-2 virus, this morning flags are at half-staff to honor those who made the ultimate sacrifice for this great nation. At noon, flags will be returned to full-staff to honor the living who served and those who still serve.
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    Any surface can potentially be contaminated, but this virus does not enter through the skin. This virus enters via the eye, nose, or mouth, like the flu and common cold viruses. The CDC has now issued a statement indicating such and that transmission is most likely to occur person-to-person, not from surface contact. With that in mind, wash your hands frequently, don't touch eyes, nose or mouth, and keep some distance. Gee, sounds just like the advice during cold and flu season.
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    Nice that you can go to a restaurant and eat inside. Here, in the Communistwealth, restaurants are only allowed to use outside seating, if they already had a permit and outdoor seating established, and they can use not more than 50% of the permitted outdoor seating. Few restaurants around here even have permitted outdoor seating.
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    The inmates peasants citizens must wear masks, the commandant does not because he is the commandant. By the way, your link directs back to this page on CSim. Corrected link for anyone interested. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/virginia-gov-northam-criticized-after-not-wearing-mask-or-social-distancing-on-beach
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    Oh, forecast now amended to indicate areas of morning fog, which rolled in here about 45 minutes ago.
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    I guess because he has difficulty in making decisions, he has finally decided to follow in the footsteps of Michigan's Governor WHitler.
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    Morning y'all, overcast skies and 64F on this, the 55th day of 70 days of the stay at home order. Expecting to see a mostly cloudy day and high of 79F. Virginia Beach is open and the Commandant was there yesterday to make sure that everyone follows his orders, if they do not, then their outdoor privileges will be suspended and the beach will be closed. People obeyed, wore masks, kept more than 6 foot distances from one another, and there were remarkably few people on the beach. The Commandant was pleased and said that this was a test and it shows that the inmates the citizens of Virginia are finally willing to follow his orders. "Beach Ambassadors" have been stationed at every entrance to the beach to advise potential beach goers of the rules for entering the prison yard the beach. No music, no large coolers, no alcohol, no beach sports, no umbrellas, no tents, and social distancing at all times. Surfing, sunbathing, swimming, and fishing are the only approved activities.
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    Weekend Music

    The fat, constipated, drug hazed Elvis era. He was actually enjoying a resurgence in his popularity, he was also enjoying a lot of narcotic pills.
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    Weekend Music

    Anyone remember this one on the radio? I do.
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    Weekend Music

    Genesis certainly went from being a progressive rock group to a heavily produced, popular rock group under Phil Collins' leadership.
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    Weekend Music

    From the 80's and a wee bit harder edged.
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