Stans
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If you zay it often einnough, people vill begin to believe, zhen it iz no lonker ein lie!
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You kan vrun, but you kannot hide frum zhe fumez!
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Ja, zhe Tjerman lankuaje is far too nize und doez not haf vordz to dezkribe zuch bad tjokez!
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Ten or, if I can afford it, 15 year single malt scotch is good.
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Jealouz?
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JA! Und zhe vord zeems to be schpread en perfekt proporzions! Danke!!!!!
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Did you get zome more poppenkorn?
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Ich zhink it may be Schtealth Vone, zhe plane zhat Groucho flew en zhe zhread zhat vould not die, but eventually killed zhe old forum.
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Not mein vork, zo don't azk! Danke!
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Ich broke zhe mornink zilence today. JA?
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Nein, zhe zaid zhe kould not take einy more! Ich vas juzt too much fur her! JA!
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Ahem!!!! Might Ich vremind you? PHhhhhHHHHHrrrRRRRrrrrrrruuuuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPP PPPPpppppp!
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Hmmm... mein left over burritoz haf been reheated....yummm!
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Ugh....to all of the above!
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Ich zee nozhing vrong mit it!
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JA! Und don't vorry about zhe oil schtreakz, zhere vill be eben more very zoon!
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JA! Hear the song for men.
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[R Lee Ermy voice on] When I want a less potent drink, I'll drink water! Thank you very much! [R Lee Ermy voice off]
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JA! Zhe PONTIAC zhing vould not be ein nize zhing to zay!
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Cue William Shatner...."To........boldly go.....where.......no one........has gone...before." Good luck and God speed!
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Glad you entjoyed it!
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Zhat vas not me, go schpeak to Shultz.
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Don't vorry, ve are vright behind you! Keep vrunning!!! About 500 meters behind you, zhat iz.
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All uf ein zudden it iz feelink hot en here. ACH!!!