Stans

JA! But bevore you gif out zhe avardz, let me demonztrate mein ability. Klick if you dare!

Ja, you can vonder off ento zhe voods, Ich vill juzt go hunting zhe busch! JA!

Ok, Ich am here to take up zhe schpamink schlak vhile Rommel schleeps it off. By zhe vay, did he get zhe high kolonik before goink to bed?

Ja, ve all lead zuch ekzitink livez.

Pssst. Hey, Rommel. Ich juzt rezeived ein schipment uf bean burritoz. Vould you und Blitzen like to come over und haf zome? Zhen ve kan gif zhe Tommiez ein vreal zurprise, ja?

JA! Ve haf no veaponz uf mazz deztrukzion. Ve haf nozhing like zhat. No, zhat iz not ein truck load uf Taco Bell bean burritoz you zee being delivered to mein tent. Zhere are no bean burritoz. Zhere iz no gaz (not yet anyvay). Ve vould not do anyzhing like zhat.

It vas Blitzen...JA, zhat'z it! Blitzen!

Too late, zhe zekond, fifzh, und zixzh schquadez are alvready bedrunken und zhe panzer boyz juzt got here und you know how zhe kan drink, ja?

Zhe tried und zhey vent inzane!

But Ich look gute und it iz avays better to look gute zhan to feel gute, ja?

Ich ekzpekt it iz zhe enjineer drifink zhe lokomotive zhat iz pullink zhe train. Vell, gute morgen. Ich hope everyvone haz ein nize day. Zince no vone elze haz zaid it, let me be zhe furzt. FEUER!

Anyvone vho schtandz en our vay.

Haf gute evenink und schleep vell, tomorrow zhe var rezumez!

Oooohhhhh! Donnie's in trouble! Donnie's in trouble! Donnie's in trouble!

Like zhis iz not every man'z zong?

Ja, und Ich zhink zhe likez zhem big! Ich haf ein big gun fur her!

Well, that cuts it for me! I'm voting for Ronald Reagan. Yeah, I know, he has passed away, but hey, he is still better than Kerry! Ohhhhhh, that comment might fan the flames!

Yeah, well, what can I say? 'Round, 'round, get around, I get around...

Ich vas zhinking zhe zame zhing!

Don't remember if it was from SimHQ or UBI.

JA! But ve haf ein gute time! Gazher vround, drinkz are on Shultz, he haz zhe kredit kard!

Bizarre year for 'canes!

ACH! Zhe bucket iz empty!! Vhere did it go? Kek?