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Und blowz up Romme's kubevaggen! Helmut furgot zhe zekond vrule, make zure zhere iz nozhink between you und dein target!
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Hmmm....he muzt have schrunk en zhe vash!

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Popgun?
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Do you need zome more butter on zhe popenkorn? Ich zhink Ich know vhere to get zome milk fur churnink! Himmel! It might aktually kome out churned!!!!!

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JA! Und zhe zad zhing iz zhat eben mit zhose glazzez he schtill kannot zee vell! Zhe juzt kan't make zhem zhick einough!

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ACH!

Ich vill get beaten to death mit zhose!!!!
Vhat ein vay to go!

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Do you schtill haf zhe bucket uf popenkorn? Pleaze pazz it down.

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Ja, it makez ein lovely target fur me!

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1938: Chancellor Adolf Hitler announces in a speech; "The Sudetenland is the last territorial claim I have to make in Europe."
Riiiiiiigggghhhhtt!!!

Nothing happened on this day in 1943?
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Official response: Highly politically incorrect, Donnie, you really need sensitivity training!
Unofficial response:







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Gute morgen, zuch ein lovely day, let'z kontinue mit zhe zease feuer und entjoy zhe day, ja? Haf very gute day!
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Helmut raises the panzerfaust and presses the trigger. In a mighty roar, the rocket lurches from its tube and with a powerful blast the two camels resting behind Rommel and Helmut are vaporized. All that is left is little bits and chunks of burning fur and meat. Helmut forgot the first rule of artillery, pointy end first!
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Bekauze he iz zhe number vone und overzeer uf all!
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Great news!!!!!

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As Jeanne makes contact with Florida.
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Lazt vord! Pbbbbbsssssst!

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You are now zekond en charge. JA! Ve all zat down und dezided on vho to kall und vho to blame vhen zomezhink goez vrong. It kan't be Donnie, he iz at zhe top und zhe vone at zhe top iz nimmer to blame, zo ve had to find zomevone vho kould be zhe number two. You know, zhe vhippink boy. Zhe zkapegoat. Zince you vere not prezent fur zhe meetink, und ve are zure you got zhe memo about zhe meetink time
, ve made you zhe number two. JA! Entjoy dein new pozition en life!

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Ich am pretty zure he iz ignorink zhis now.

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Ich zhought you vere zerious! How kan you ekzpekt to hit zuch ein fazt movink target zuch az me mit zhat old vruzty vrifle?
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He muzt haf mizzed zhis vone!

Boompity, boomp, boomp, boomp back to zhe top!
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Yoohoo, Donnie!
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Huh?