Stans

You are now zekond en charge. JA! Ve all zat down und dezided on vho to kall und vho to blame vhen zomezhink goez vrong. It kan't be Donnie, he iz at zhe top und zhe vone at zhe top iz nimmer to blame, zo ve had to find zomevone vho kould be zhe number two. You know, zhe vhippink boy. Zhe zkapegoat. Zince you vere not prezent fur zhe meetink, und ve are zure you got zhe memo about zhe meetink time , ve made you zhe number two. JA! Entjoy dein new pozition en life!

Ich am pretty zure he iz ignorink zhis now.

Ich zhought you vere zerious! How kan you ekzpekt to hit zuch ein fazt movink target zuch az me mit zhat old vruzty vrifle?

He muzt haf mizzed zhis vone! Boompity, boomp, boomp, boomp back to zhe top!

Ich am zurprizinkly not vorried, he haz not schot ein vrifle zince '33!

Krap! Vell......JA! Ich haf ein Ami vho kan't schoot schtraight und ein erzatz fieldmarschall vho kan't schoot schtraight, bozh aimink at me! Perhapz if Ich kan pozition meinselbzt zo Ich am direktly between zhem zhey kould schoot each ozher? Stans belly crawls along a slight depression in the sand.

Zo you zhink Ich zhould vear ein necktie, ja?

Ah, lazt vord! Danke!

Ich zee.

And a quite daring raid!

Ooooohhhhhhh.

Do thay have ah drive-thru?

Anyzhing frum Vorld Var II ?

JA! Do you zhink anyvone vill vrekognize me?

Good stuff there Old Guy! Operational accidents, very often deadly. That's why I am surprised they let Gunny drive anything larger than a golf cart! Just razzin' ya Gunny!

Vhy do you vant to move, Kek?

Could just name him Chance Vought! Remember back in the 1980's when the first couple of Star Wars films were uber popular? People were naming their babies after the characters in the film. Can you image going around today with the name Darth Vader or Yoda? I was almost named Asa Claude, what a cool name. Instead, I got stuck with Michael Alan, what an incredible popular and common name. Went to school and when the teacher said "Michael" 1/4 of all of us boys looked up!

Michael Badnarik (Libertarian)!