Stans

Ja, let'z faze it, ve haf to be on death'z doorschtep before ve vill aktually allow him to treat uz. Ich vreally zhink he zhould defekt und go to zhe Tommy zide und treat zhem fur ein vhile.

JA, und how about zome M und M'z?

ACH! Schtill not authorized! Mein zekurity zettingz may be too high und zhe zite may not be lettink me enter.

Nein! Ich zhink ve finally bombed zhem back to zhe schtone age. Ve vill not haf to vorry about zhe Tommiez fur ein zhouzand yearz! Let'z go zelebrate en Tripoli! Haf gute day und let zhe drinkink begin!

Gute nacht, haf gute evenink und schleep vell. Schleep very vell. You are gettink schleepy, schleeeeeepy. You are......ZZZZZZZZZZZZ.

Ich am schpamink az fazt as Ich kan. Jeez, vhat are you? Mein vife?

Good story there JClark!

"Mary, Mary, quite contrary. Trim that..." Can't finish that one here!

Midget subs and one man subs, now there is a job I really would not want.

Once in a while a long term government study actually produces good results.

Gunny wants ta know if yew kin flush while in flight?

Zays Ich am not authorized to view zhe page.

Danke, but Ich vill be ok.

Ich vent out fur ein valk zhis evenink. Felt more like Zummer zhan Fall.

Ja, random zurvivorz!

Ich am afraid to azk frum vhat ekztrakt.....nimmer mind, Ich don't vant to know!

I'm still running 98SE, can anyone think of a real good reason to change?

Pppppppssssstt! Mizzed me!

They get better as you go down. Mary had a little skirt with splits right up the sides and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her Thighs Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front ..but she didn't wear that one very often! Spider, Spider, on the wall Please come down before you fall Can't you see the wall's been plastered Please come down you silly...Spider? Mary had a little lamb Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, between two chunks of bread. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, her clothes all tattered and torn. It wasn't the spider that crept beside her, But Little Boy Blue and his horn. Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair. Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there? Said the Pieman unto Simon, Pies, you d!ckhead. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*ck him, He's only an egg". Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's a$$ and turned it's wool to nylon. Georgie Porgy pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, he's funny that way. Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have a little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill And now they have a son. Little Boy Blew. Hey! He needed the money.

JA!.....I mean, roite!

Ja, ebidently.

OH, I have the books! Never really got into PacTide the way I was into EAW. I have been farting around in CFS2. Nice graphics and the 1% planes are fairly nice, even though some, like the F4U-1, F4U-4, and T-6 lack a virtual cockpit.