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Well, well, if it isn't Dork Hellmut itself. Finally ate dug yourself out of that cow patty that landed on you? Or did your Imperror have to piss on it to free you? You should probably run home and crawl under a rock before another "accident" happens to you.

Morning y'all, clear skies, 71F and 85% humidity. Expecting a real scorcher today with mostly sunny skies and a high of 97F.

It's ok, Whiz, I don't give a flyin' cr@p about being pc either.

NASA scientists have found a planet that may support life. So what's there is the question. Perhaps this is the home world of Damk Hellmut? After all, this newly discovered planet does orbit a dwarf star. http://www.popularmechanics.com/space/deep-space/news/a22522/nearest-planet-proxima-b/

Morning y'all, 69F and 70% humidity, heat and humidity return today. Expecting a partly cloudy day with a high of 92F, 96F tomorrow.

Morning y'all, a bit warmer this morning at 67F. Expecting a partly cloudy day and a high of 86F.

Morning y'all, clear skies, only 84% humidity and 63F this morning! Expecting sunshine and 85F for a high, although the mercury did climb to 89F yesterday.

Morning y'all, big cool down is here, currently it is 64F under clear and less humid skies. Expecting a high of 87F and clear skies today.

How do you think he pays us? And buys all those cases of Molson?

Camel class again.

A huge price to pay for one cadet.

Morning y'all, another hot and humid day on tap with little relief in sight. Yesterday's 91F turned out to be 94F. It is currently 73F under clear, but humid skies. Expecting a high of 90F and a slight chance of an afternoon or evening thunderstorm. Tomorrow the big cool down arrives. Highs for Monday through Wednesday forecast to be....... 87F. After that, the 90+ weather returns. Not much of a cool down.

Whiz, your "whatever" may be legal in Kalimexistan, but it's not legal in Northern Ireland, so don't go there and get yourself into trouble. Doug does not pay us enough to bail you out of the slammer.

Binky! You've been holding out on us! The menu does sound good.

Morning y'all, 68F under partly cloudy skies. Expecting another partly cloudy day, high humidity, and a high temperature of 90F.

And ushers in the new world of ballistic missile warfare.

Morning y'all, cooler start to the day, only 69F. Humidity persists and it will be another hot and humid day. Expecting mostly cloudy skies and a high of 91F.

Morning y'all, first day of the big cool down and it's... 72F. It's also supposed to be partly cloudy, yet there is a little rain falling across a wide swath of the state. Oh, new forecast, big update to yesterday's and last night's forecast. Hmmmmm... seems to be a carbon copy of last Thursday's forecast. New forecast: Today will be partly cloudy, humid, and a high of 91F. More heat and very high humidity through the weekend. Humidity and temperatures much lower next week. Yep, same thing they said last week and it was completely wrong. Methinks these weather professionals don't know nearly as much about weather as they think they do.

Morning y'all, 75F, clear skies, only 85% humidity this morning. Expecting one last day of scorching heat as the high pressure system that dumped flooding rains on southern Louisiana finally moves to the northeast. Expecting a mostly sunny day, high of 96F, and a chance of afternoon and evening thunderstorms.

Morning y'all, partly cloudy, 72F, and very humid. Expecting another hot and humid day. Thunderstorms went to the east and west of me yesterday, so no rain and my lawn looks bad. Expecting a partly cloudy day, high of 95F, slim chance of afternoon thunderstorms.

Morning y'all, 90% humidity, 73F, clear skies. Expecting another scorcher and this will now continue through Wednesday. High today expected to be 95F, partially cloudy this afternoon with a chance of thunderstorms. Late yesterday afternoon, the digital thermometer here at Casa de Stans, briefly hit 102F. And yes, the sensor is in the shade.

Always gets my attention! Great stuff, as always, at Zeno's.

101F in the shade here, but at least I'm not under water. Louisiana is getting hammered with rain, setting new flood level records.

Morning y'all, another very hot and very humid day on tap as that high pressure system is still stuck over the mountains of the Carolinas. Clear skies, 78F and 85% humidity to start the day, forecast high is 96F, but 98F is quite possible as it did hit 98F yesterday. Looks like more of the same for tomorrow.

Morning y'all, holy cow it's already hot and humid! Clear skies, 77F, and 81% humidity. Expecting a sunny day with a high of 96F, although yesterday's forecast of 94 turned out to be 97F. Expecting even hotter weather tomorrow. And next week's forecast of much cooler weather has become a forecast of more heat and even greater humidity.