Stans

Time for some tunes.

More like STFU.

Morning y'all, all sorts of strangeness going on. Mostly cloudy skies, 67F, and wet after some un-forecast rain. I finally got to the Weather Channel page, after the browser tab started displaying in Cyrillic, then I performed a scan of my computer using Malwarebytes, finding nothing, rebooted, cleared the browser history and now things seem to be somewhat normal. The Weather Channel says that we should see clearing skies this morning and sunshine this afternoon, 10-20 mph winds from the west northwest, and a near record high of 84F. Tonight, winds shift to the north and diminish to 5-10 mph and we should have clear skies and a low of 47F. Wonder if Dink Helmut is messing with my computer?

Extra work = same pay as minimum work?

Morning y’all, 48F and fog. Today’s forecast calls for cloudy skies and a high of 73F. Tonight, overcast skies and a low of 48F.

Yeah, Fink! Get back to your assignments... like cleaning the rusty spit guard in Dink Helmet's helmet, washing Bitchies dirty loincloth, picking the lice out of Achehead's turban, and ridding your Imperror's feet of toe jam.

Morning y'all, 54F, overcast skies and wet from early morning rain. The forecast calls for more rain this morning, may be heavy at times. Rain tapers this afternoon and the high should reach 63F. Tonight, clearing skies and a low of 51F.

Speaking of stink, there is a horrible stench in here this evening. Smells like a mix of rotten eggs, boiling cabbage, and a dumpster full of fish guts and a dead skunk that has been in the July sun for three days. Oh, it's Fink's aroma.

Morning y'all, mostly clear skies, 45F, and 75% humidity. Today's forecast calls for increasing cloudiness this morning and a cloudy afternoon with a high of 63F. Tonight, we can expect showers and a low of 52F.

A bit of a crummy Monday, glad it is finally over.

Morning y'all, mostly clear skies, 38F, and 76% humidity. Today's forecast calls for a mostly sunny morning and a partly cloudy afternoon with a high of 64F. Tonight, mostly clear skies and a low of 44F.

Congratulations!!!!!!

Morning y'all, clear skies, 32F, and 76% humidity. Today's forecast calls for mostly sunny skies and a high of 63F. Tonight, clear skies and a low of 30F.

Maybe while Fink was busy pissing in everyone's corn flakes, he also pissed on Dink's weather machine.

Morning y'all, mostly clear skies and bit frosty at 29F and 76% humidity. Allegedly, today is the first day of spring, but it will not feel like spring. Today's forecast calls for a partly to mostly cloudy day, a high of 56F, and 8 mph winds out of the north northeast, so it will feel cold. Tonight, the forecast is the same as today, but with temperatures falling to 31F. Based on the extended forecast, spring weather will start tomorrow and continue through next weekend... unless the guesscaster guessed incorrectly... which is likely to happen.

Morning y'all, 45F, overcast skies, and wet after last night's heavy rain and thunderstorm. The storms were not as severe in this part of Virginia as originally forecast and I am grateful for that! Today's forecast calls for temperatures to fall this morning, bottoming at 39F around 1100 hours, then slowly rise to 46F this afternoon. Near 100% chance of rain from 0700 to 1000 hours, there may be some snow mixed with the rain. Rain tapers off by 1100 and clearing skies and 15 mph winds out of the NNE for the afternoon. Partly cloudy tonight and a low of 28F.

Fink admits to pissing in Helmet's helmet-o-flakes... did not know that is what Helmet's helmet was filled with, but that explains a lot. Anyway, Fink admitted to pissing in Helmet's flakes, who knows who else's bowl of flakes he might have pissed in. I'm just saying that there is the possibility, no, the probability that Fink also pissed in his Imperror's bowl of corn flakes.

Morning y'all, 48F and raining. Today's forecast calls for the steady rain to become very heavy around dawn, then a chance of thunderstorms for the rest of today and tonight. Some storms could be severe and may produce tornadoes. Today's high is expected to reach 68F. In the early hours of Friday, steady rain and temperatures falling to 42F.

Sooooo, should we start calling you "Gru"?

Wow! Wonder who urinated in the Imperror's Corn Flakes?

Thank you, yes, I have tremendous competence.

Morning y'all, overcast skies, 42F, and damp from yesterday's rain. Today's forecast calls for cloudy with a few peeks of sunshine and a high of 58F. Tonight, cloudy skies, a low of 45F, and more rain beginning in the early hours.