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JClark

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  1. I caught this one at The Flight Deck yesterday. And yes, this is how manly men take a shower...though I think I'd probably wait till I got out to do part of this video... Boats
  2. Thanks...check out the bios, guys, these people have done some "interesting stuff" in their careers. Mine ain't so bad, either And by all means, feel free to comment! Just keep it clean like the family is watching. "Porn" here is actually "Plane pRon"...which ain't a bad thing Boats
  3. Last week, the Navy Captain who owns Neptunus Lexs' blog Neptunus Lex decided that it would be interesting to let some of his regular commenters do some blogging of their own. He did some web magic (I call it magic, cause I sure as hell don't understand it ) and created a page that about a dozen of his regulars could post up articles and such. Only the regulars can post articles...anyone else can view them, and comment on them. The cool part, is that I'm one of the "regulars" I've already put up a few articles. Now, keep in mind that Lex is a Naval Aviator, as are several of his regulars. Some are simply civlians like myself, who are closely attuned and have great admiration for the Navy. And Donnie, I shamelessly grabbed a bit of your "This Day in WW2" for an article this morning Head on over and take a look. There's some awfully cool stuff there (and for that matter, Lex ALWAYS has very interesting stuff on his blog...one of the best milblogs on the web, for that matter) The Flight Deck Boats
  4. JClark

    "Super" Bowl?

    Mate, I can see we're going to have to convene a meeting of the Man Council to explain to you the "Man Laws" (Dude, we're working a real good running joke thingmie )
  5. Sport, you need to lay off the nitrous.... Boats
  6. JClark

    "Super" Bowl?

    And he was a....shudder....actor? Who and how the hell did he ever GET a mancard? Boats
  7. Doug, whatever they do to her, I don't care if it's life in prison (and it probably won't) NASA is going to pull her astronaut wings. Do you think it could get any worse than that? Boats
  8. More detailed info here...some of it from people "on the inside" http://www.neptunuslex.com/2007/02/05/i-wo...an-eventuality/ Boats
  9. JClark

    "Super" Bowl?

    Unless you got a strong stomach, Gunny, you don't want to watch this one...it's about as gay as it gets. Almost made me puke my dinner back up, it did... Boats
  10. JClark

    "Super" Bowl?

    I'd be dead, too, if I had to heat tea and biscuits Boats
  11. JClark

    "Super" Bowl?

    Skipper, that's it. Archie needs to have his Man card revoked in the worst way...watching PBS instead of the ultimate man-show? Miss all that testosterone for Miss Marple? You gotta be sh!tting me! Cartoon, you're gonna lose some points for that one yourself Boats
  12. JClark

    "Super" Bowl?

    Yeah, Donny, but it was hard to really pick someone who stood out clearly. And Manning kept his cool. Even when it got really ugly for Indy, kept his cool, and that is more important than anything else. And, when presented with his Caddy, the first and only thing he talked about, was "the team". Period. End. Dot. Give the man credit for that, he didn't ask for the award...but he damn sure gave the credit where it was due. Boats, who is NOT an Indy fan, much less a Peyton Manning fan
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    "Super" Bowl?

    Well, God bless you Skipper...but you ain't missing much. Pretty much an ugly game. Twice now, I've seen one team fumble, and the other team get the ball...and very next play, fumble it back. And I hope for Rex Grossmans sake, that he retire's from pro football after this game. As a matter of fact, he better just plan not to ever go back to Chicago ever again. I expect that in several locations in Chi-town right now, that the are already heating up the tar, gathering feathers, and finding a suitable pole... Boats
  14. Was it just me, or was that the lamest, gayest, WORST pre-game to a Super Bowl ever? Half-time with Prince was pretty cool, at least Boats
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    Fly Boys

    Ya know guys, that last post by Donne sounded a lot like Itchie and that other weird Nip flyboy. Think we oughta call the Counter-Intel guys out, and have them check out Donnie-sans hootch? Boats
  16. Hey, Doug, I rather doubt any of us would give a damn if you sold that name for some really good bucks...just give us a heads up on the new domain name afore ye do Boats
  17. Hell, do it right...just burn them... Boats
  18. Actually, if you're a touch typist like me, it's easier and quicker to type on an ergonomic keyboard. Boats
  19. Damn, that's gonna hurt...bigtime. Been nice knowing you, Whiz Boats
  20. All in favor for taking away his manliness, and put him in the "girlyboy" section? Boats
  21. DH, every now and then you come up with a good one...now I got to clean my monitor Boats
  22. Just wait till you get where they've learned how to wear shoes Boats
  23. "So Major, this is how the General figures he's gonna cut alert time to under two minutes...wonder what kinda crap he's smoking?" "Just shut up and run harder, Lt., we gotta get up to 105 knots indicated to rotate" Boats
  24. Crap, got there too late..says the owner yanked it Boats
  25. Spew warning! Protect monitor and keyboard! Empy mouth of all food and liquids! From Ringos Tavern: The Redneck at the Zoo A small Alabama Wild Animal Park acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a few weeks, the gorilla, who was a female, became very difficult to handle. Upon examination, the park veterinarian determined the problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there was no male gorilla available. Reflecting on their problem, the park administrator thought of Eddie Standen, a redneck part-time intern, who was responsible for cleaning the animal's cages. Eddie, like most rednecks, had little sense, but possessed ample ability to satisfy a female of any species. The park administrator thought they might have a solution. Eddie was approached with a proposition. Would he be willing to mate with the gorilla for $500.00? Eddie showed some interest, but said he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day, Eddie announced that he would accept their offer, but only under the following four conditions. a.. "First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her on the lips." The park administrator quickly agreed to this condition. b.. "Second," Eddie said, "you must never tell anyone about this." The park administrator again readily agreed to this condition. c.. "Third," Eddie said, "I want all the offspring to be raised Southern Baptist." Once again the administrator agreed. d.. And last of all Eddie stated "You've got to give me another week to come up with the $500.00." Boats
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