JClark

Damn, now I got to tell my wife!

What the Gunny said!

ROFLMAO!

I wonder who the brave soul was, that tied that knot on that tomcats testicles? More importantly, I wonder if his plastic surgeon is going to be have enough twine to sew him back together again? To see what happens when you try to "tie" a cat up, I suggest you go to StupidVideos.com, and select the "Pet of the Week" video

Cross-posted from Ringos' Tavern...surprised you didn't get it up, Old Guy http://www.stupidvideos.com/Default.asp Make SURE You check out "Pet of the Week"...and make sure you have voided your bladder beforehand, lest you have an accident. And for all you guys who think dogs rule, pay close attention to this quiet little housecat...on a leash, no less

Been there, done that, got the T shirt...didn't get spoken to for 2 days

Beer makes me break out in hives....wheres the gin?

I heard something about a calf and a stool

Yah, same here, trying to get a 10 hour days work in 8 hours, and it ain't gonna happen...you really, really, can't get 10 pds of scheiss in a 5 pd sack

Kinda depends on how they wired the load centers. You distribute power throughout the ship, and loadcenters act as distribution nodes. Then you branch off to power panels for different voltages/amperages (defined by the usage of the equipment). I suspect that this is related to one or more past alterations/additions to the ships circuitry. If you've ever walked the corridors of a warship of any kind, you see nothing but a mass of pipes, wires, valves, load centers, distribution panels, and ventalation. Think of the poor bastage that has to crawl up into the overhead to work on the underside of the deck, with all of that between him and the work he's trying to do

That, they do, Gunny, and they don't get any better when your an old fart like us

Stealthy boat? Closest thing we got to a "stealthy" boat, besides the Sea Shadow, are the Arleigh Burkes.

....running out to mailbox before wife gets home.... ROFLMAO!

Dammit, Stans, I thought my love life was bad!

Ya'll don't mind that former member of Uncle Sams Misguided Children... HAPPY BIRTHDAY, UNITED STATES NAVY!

Proving that your kids can say things that would get you killed

Good for you! Show NASA how the hell it's done!

You know, a lot of this BS is simply a matter of drawing a line in the sand, and asking the bastards, is burning me at the stake, worth the pain you are about to endure YOURSELF? My daddy taught me to never worry about "winning" a fight...just worry about hurting that SOB enough, he never wants to see your face again

Bravo Zulu, to Groucho, and the Scaled Composites team! GUNNER, PREPARE TO FIRE SALUTE!" "BOOM!" "BOOM!" "BOOM!" "BOOM!" "BOOM!" "BOOM!" "BOOM!" "BOOM!" "BOOM!" "BOOM!" "BOOM!"

When I got done, there would have been two corpses for the students to examine....and one would still be warm!

(sounds of teeth grinding...) I don't give a fat rat's ass if you have a disagreement with the politics of the situation, you DO NOT TAKE IT OUT ON THE TROOPS!

I thought you were going to say, "WAXED CUCCUMBER!"

Damn self-censoring boards... SIERRA HOTEL!

I got two words for you, Jim... crap HOT!

Can you say, "Aide de camp"?