Cyclone
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Me too, me too, me too!!!
*jumps around in glee, stubs toe on chair, trips, lands on carpet, nothing broken.*
"I'm okay!!"
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Which sport?
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http://indiannavy.nic.in/pres03.htm
Joint naval excercises with the Frenchies. Caution: The colour combo used is the absolute pits. Try and read as little as fast as P.
25 year old SeaHarriers vs Royal Etendards and Rafales, wow! That's like a Brazil vs India football match with the Indians barefooted.
Anyways, the reason I posted this is 'coz I want to know - why do we have to have a RN ship there? jic something goes wrong with the Harriers, they can sue us instead??
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http://indiannavy.nic.in/c_aircraft_carriers.htm
My fav - dad's first big ship: http://indiannavy.nic.in/picture_gallery/INS_Rana.jpg
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I saw that on Ripleys, really amazed me. Its not as bad as this - A couple of years ago, a Tu-142M was on the runway, doing a pre-flight prop check, when this sailor, who'd been examining the gear, calmly walked backwards into the propellers. He wasn't that lucky. Ouch.
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We've still got a bunch of Sea Harriers left. They comprise the White Tigers squadron on board the INS Viraat, and ever since England got finicky about the spares, we've been looking for replacements. A squadron of MiG29s are arriving in 2008 with the Admiral Gorshkov (to be rechristened INS Vikramaditya). I'm rather fond of the Harriers, ever since dad dropped me into one of the Tiger's cockpits. The MiGs will be a good replacement, though, 'coz the aging Harriers were/are our primary seaborne fighters.
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1130 am, got a whole day stretching out with nothing to do but cram. College exams start in a week, still trying to get that in my head. Oh yeah, and today's my best mate's birthday, I'm going nuts trying to figure out what to give him. He's got everything except for a girl, and I'm not sure how I'm supposed to get him that. What do you give a 17 yr old when he has whatever he wants and doesn't need whatever you give him?
Anyway, have a great year, ivan, and stay near the phone. I've a feeling that good things're gonna happen sometime at 1830 today.
THERE'S A WHOLE FRIKKIN' WEEK AHEAD!!!!
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Real dumb, both of them. *shakes head in disbelief* They're almost as dumb as the politicos we have here.
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<groan>
I guess I shouldn'tve expected any better.
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There's that scenario in Flight Sim '98 in which you have to land a 737 on the Carl Vinson, anyone managed that? I gave up in frustration 'coz I ended up landing on the water everytime.
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Darn gun-toting americans
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j/k
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Thats a game????? Whoa, I really need to move on, the last racing sim I played was NFS3
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There's a rural area in the us???
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I thought that the garbage disposal chaps drive up to your doorstep 3 times a week over there. Or do you give them just the small stuff, y'know, daily refuse, while the big stuff goes to the transfer station?
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Transfer station???
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If you find that wierd, wait till you hear a Malayali speak English
1. Name the wonly part of the werld where Malayalis don't werk hard?
Kerala .
2. Why is industrial productivity so low in Kerala?
Because 86% of the shift time is spent on lifting, folding and re-tying the lungi.
3. Why did the Malayali buy an air-ticket?
To go to Thoobai, to meet his ungle in the Gelff.
4. Why do Malayali's go to the Gelff?
To yearn menney.
5. What did the Malayali do when the plane caught fire?
He zimbly jembd out of the vindow.
6. What is a Malayali management graduate called?
Yem Bee Yay.
7. Why did his wife divorce him?
Because he was louwing another woman.
8. Who found out that?
His andy.
9. What does a Malayali do when he goes to America?
He changes his name from Karunakaran to Kevin Curren.
10. What does a Malayali use to commute to office everyday?
An Oto.
11. Who is Malayali's fyamous yeactor end yaectress?
Moghan lal, Mammooti, Geedha, Revadhi, Zilgsmidha end Ambiga.
12. Why Kerala is the most highly literate state in India?
Its easily giving Degree to get rid of the peapals from Kerala.
13. Why Arab countreis are looking for only Keralites?
They are ready to do yennything for menney.
SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT:
Please don't delete this after reading, You should atleast send this mail to:
10 Malayalis & you will receive cokknut oil,
20 Malayalis and you will receive bennena chips,
40 Malayalis you will receive appams,
Send this to 100 Malayalis and you will get free land near the rice field behind the lungi factory with additional incentive of a whole month's supply of cokknut oil and bennena chips free. ....
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Quasimodo’s running down the street pursued by 20 schoolkids. He finally turns around and yells 'For once and for all, I don’t have your effin basketball'
Tom Thumb, Sleeping Beauty and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."
Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."
Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world."
They decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.
Sleeping Beauty went first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official; I AM the most beautiful girl in the world,"
Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world."
Sometime later, Quasimodo came out looking confused and asked, "Who's Camilla Parker-Bowles?"
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Came on tv some time back, pretty amazing stuff.
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Lol, don't let Itchie read that!!!
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Error!
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Yeah cj, best of luck to your daughter, and have a gr8 trip.
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Friday, hot and nothing much else. 1040, mom's taken sis to the salon for a shear job (sis' started resemblin Tarzan on a bad hair day
) and dad's flight lands at 1220, so I've got the morning free. Bunked school, no reason. Been doing nothing all day but fielding Mom's calls, she left her phone here and told me to cover for her. Apparently hair cuts are outta fashion among the ladies. I've run outta ideas and plan on telling anyone else who calls that she ran off with sis while I was asleep, and probably won't be back till nightfall. That should keep 'em occupied. Oh, and Dad's gotta run to office as soon as his flight lands, so I'm bettin' he'll be in uniform on the plane. The last time that happened, it was right after the tsunami hit, and just about everyone on the plane thought it their moral right'n'duty to shake his hand and congratulate him on what a great job he and his guys were doing. He didn't mention that he'd been playing freecell all day and thinking the same thing
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Ain't nuthin' much better than 'Woman from Tokyo', 'Smoke on the Water', or 'Space Truckin'!
And not to forget 'What About The Heartache' and 'Hush'
Dad and his buddies brought me up on a diet of all those 'classics', like Deep Purple, CCR, Foreigner, Led Zep, Queen, Alan Parson, Pink Floyd and the rest. Dad's also a big Doors and Moody Blues fan, and I ever since I showed him how to use a P2P, he's been in music nirvana. I don't listen to much else either, which is kinda a sore point with him, (" Stick with your own damn gen, kid!!") coz the only music that's been comin' out of songhouses here for the last 5 years are remixes of J'lo's and 50Cent's hits in hindi
, and that's something I can really go without 
How NOT to Clean Your Chimmy
in Ready Room
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*shakes head trying to get image out of his mind*
Yeah, thanks a lot Mane, we all needed that story.