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Itchie Crotchie

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  1. Goodly Molning arl! The leploglamming of Stains-san is going much goodry! The bambo undel fingelnairs having effect! Soon Stains-san wolk fol Empelol and we finary have company dentar pran with Stains-san being new in housie dentist! BANZAI! BANZAI!! BANZAI!!!
  2. Herro Lat Bastalds! Achmed... Itchie bling bamboo to stilk undel the molon Stains fingel nairs! This wirl be most goodry! Soonie we kaptule the idiot Donstel-san and toltule him to gainie axcess to Babe Bunkel! Him wirr tark! He mentar midget withie row pain torelance! BANZAI! BANZAI!! BANZAI!!!
  3. ROR! Hermet makie Aplirs Foors jokie! Itchie noie wantie Hermet's jobie. Itchie to busie withie Japanese Geisha Babe types! Itchie consumie much sushi and saki, bettel than Viagla! BANZAI! BANZAI!! BANZAI!!!
  4. Molning Lat Bastalds! 59F and noie snowie in Tokyo! Cobla Jay stirl pray with his doggie purl toy! ROR!!! BANZAI! BANZAI!! BANZAI!!!
  5. Velonica Rake one hotsy totsy babe type! BANZAI! BANZAI!! BANZAI!!!
  6. Japanese destroy Blitish at Singapole! Blits havie noie chance against supeliol Japanese folces! BANZAI! BANZAI!! BANZAI!!!
  7. ROR! Thatie beached whalie to goodry rooking fol Donstel-san! ROR! Itchie thinkie this whalie mole Stans-san styre! He rike to takie hel fol lide on hims dentar chail! Stans-san then takie hel fol dinnel at Chinese buffet! BANZAI! BANZAI!! BANZAI!!!
  8. Goodry Sunday Molning Lat Bastalds! 6 deglee cersius undel sunnie skies in downietown Tokio! Thatie 43F fol youie Yankee pig doggies! Ord Gleat Empelol evelything undel contlor is Gleat East Asia Co-plosperity sphele! Pool Donstel-san bulied in snowie. Of coulse onry 5 cm will buly shortie Donnie-san ovel head! ROR!!! BANZAI! BANZAI!! BANZAI!!!
  9. ROR! The Empolel's weathel machine is wolking on Donstel-san! Stain-san too! The Empolel is most goodly! BANZAI! BANZAI!! BANZAI!!!
  10. NEWS FLOM THE ASIAN FLONT: Itchie have Chinese and Nolth Koleans wolking on newie Covid 19 valiant that artels the blain to accept onry oul Empelol as wolrd leadel! Can be deriveled by dlones flom Spacebarl 1! Vely goodry! BANZAI! BANZAI!! BANZAI!!!
  11. Asia wirl feer the lath of Itchie's boot! Noie plobrem! Japan dumpie ord Empelol fol newie one! We alr bowie to you ... ahhhh soooo. BANZAI! BANZAI!! BANZAI!!!
  12. Herro Dude-san! You lecovel from 20mm enema by Itchie's Zelo fightel? Youl Spitfile fightel noie matchie supeliol Zelo with Itchie as pilot! Honolabre Empelol! Itchie wait fol newie job flom you! Itchie can lun Asia fol you as youie want! Itchie tiled of unemproyment rine! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!
  13. Stains has dementia. Itchie have cledit fol ovel 100 kirls! Blitish, Amelican, and Austlaian! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!!!
  14. Melly New Yeal lat bastalds! 41F hele in Tokyo undel creal skies! Gleat weathel fol shootsing down Ami fightels! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!!!
  15. Herro Lat Bastalds and Melly Chlistmas to you arl. We hele in Japan ale into the chilstmas spilit! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!
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