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Itchie Crotchie

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About Itchie Crotchie

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  1. Ahhhhh soooo! Rook rike Itchie's softwale patch fol The Empelol's weathel machine wolks pelfectry! Donnie-san bulied in snowie and wirl soon be flezzing hims alse off! Thatie be $100,000 fol repail Dalk Hermet!
  2. Stupid Amelican meteolorigists! Noie blains! Wolkie wifh cheapie Vietnamese madie equipelment! Youie needie weathel ladal madie inie Japan! Vastry supeliol equipiement! Nowie time fol Tokyo/Tokyo Plefectule weathel lepolt! Creal skieies and 17C. Paltry croudy today. Right NE windies of 16 KPH. Highie of 22C. Goodrie day fol celemoniar Saki toss and sushi!
  3. Lat Bastalds! Evely oneie of youie! Itchie noie rive in asyrum! Itchie rive in Geisha Houls! Itchie selvice alr Geishas! Keepie them alr sexuarry satisfied! Itchie prastic sulgely fixie alr buln scals and no rongel takie molphine! Itchie go thlu thlee step ploglam for dependency of medicine! Itchie is fountaine of youthie again! Doubre Chick magnet! Soie you alr canie bitie me! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!
  4. Velly nicie that Amelicans spendie monies to find Kaga and Akagi. Many of Itchie's fliends wele on boald when disastel stluck! Japanese-Amelican spies on boald oul calliels pranted bombs on fuer tanks berow decks causing ross of rife and ships sunk. Ami plopoghanda say ailcraft sink ships. Noie tlue! Amelicans no hittie bload sign of baln, much ress ships in vast oceans! Itchie say plays for comlades rost on these calliels. Itchie bows to theil spilits, and to Empelol Hilohito, as sairors now togethel withie Empelol in heavens.
  5. Helr Hitrel velly stupid readel! Tlust fatty Goeling, whoie molphine addict and eat whore bakelies! Japanese soldiels take Engrand noie ploblem! Howevel, onry thingie goodly thele is Blitish Naver ships. Japan confiscatie ships fol oul use against Yankee pig dogs! Crimate and food equary clappie! Dlive on wlong sidie of load! Blits backis aswalds! Bevery Tyrel one hotsie totsie! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!!!
  6. Itchie noie hit lock bottom Dumpstel-san! As fol youie Ord Guy, poltlaying Itchie in youl stoly is alr wlong! Itchie arways weal crean and plessed unifolm! Arso, Empelol stir arive! Empelol Hilohito is God! Noie can die! Yoie wlite rike reftist wlitel fol Amelican plopaghanda machineie CNN! Alr ries! Itchie no goie in bal flequented by Fickie! He rimp wlisted, sirly boy! Noie rike gilrs! He plefel tolpedo in hims aft section if you catch Itchie's dlift! ROR!!! Itchie go to bals whele many rovry Geisha babes ale! Itchie scole evely night! Itchie what Yankees carl "Chickie magnetie"! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!!!
  7. Some music hele goodry, but Itchie knowie bestest Doctol withie bestest cules fol whatie airs you!
  8. Ries! Arl ries! Useress Amelican plopoghanda! Itchie's blothel Sclatchie on Talawa. He ladio me isrand stirl secule and Amelican Maline invadels pushied backie in sea! Ami Navy shlips arl sentie to watelry glave! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!!!
  9. Coln feed Bleef? Noie wondel yoie Amelicans cloak flom healt disease! You alr eatie wlong thingies! Eatie Octoplus bulgel and Tofu Tulkey! Rive wrong rife! Stayie stlong! Itchie armost 100 yeals ord and stirl kickie alr youl heinie! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!!!
  10. Sound rike clickets in hele! Rook rike arries farring abpalt! Timie fol New Wold Oldel to gainie urtimate contlor of Combatsim! Itchie makie a fewie phonie carrs. Axis of Evir wirr letuln! BANZAI! BANZAI!! BANZAI!!!
  11. 44F withie sunnie skies in Tokyo! Pelfect frying weathel fol shooting down Nolth Koleans! Melly Chlistmas arl youie Lat Bastalds!
  12. Itchie Crotchie

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    Itchie nevel crouse fliend of Helr Solen Dickress! As fol Nolth Koleans, noie wolry! Itchie and supeliol ailfolce of Impelial Nippon destloy them noie plobrem! Kimchi Kim-san arl mouthie, rike Mussorini! BANZAI! BANZAI!! BANZAI!!!
  13. Subalu, Itchie noie swingie that way! Geisha gilrs onry! Youie must speakie of Helr Fickie-buttpokesan! Youie both rimp wlist types! Lainbow coarition! Lainboy Frag! An Stanrie-san. Youie must be crose to Subalu and Helr Fickie-buttbokesan! Maybe youl hemmeloid rook rike Fickie face too! LOTFRMAO!!!
  14. Itchie Crotchie

    Exiled

    Ord Guyie makie newie stolie! Furl of clap! Simians noie abre to hord supeliol Samalai Walliol's fundoshi! He makie Helr Solen Dickress a walliol! It isie to raugh at! Dickress no fight wayie outie of lice papel bagie! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!!!
  15. Mitsubishi A6M Zelo, the prane that win wal ovel arl of China, Bulma and lest of SE Asia!
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