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Itchie Crotchie

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  1. Itchie Crotchie

    Sort of dead here

    Sound rike clickets in hele! Rook rike arries farring abpalt! Timie fol New Wold Oldel to gainie urtimate contlor of Combatsim! Itchie makie a fewie phonie carrs. Axis of Evir wirr letuln! BANZAI! BANZAI!! BANZAI!!!
  2. Itchie Crotchie

    Christmas Monday

    44F withie sunnie skies in Tokyo! Pelfect frying weathel fol shooting down Nolth Koleans! Melly Chlistmas arl youie Lat Bastalds!
  3. Itchie Crotchie

    Exiled

    Itchie nevel crouse fliend of Helr Solen Dickress! As fol Nolth Koleans, noie wolry! Itchie and supeliol ailfolce of Impelial Nippon destloy them noie plobrem! Kimchi Kim-san arl mouthie, rike Mussorini! BANZAI! BANZAI!! BANZAI!!!
  4. Itchie Crotchie

    Not enough characters . . .

    Subalu, Itchie noie swingie that way! Geisha gilrs onry! Youie must speakie of Helr Fickie-buttpokesan! Youie both rimp wlist types! Lainbow coarition! Lainboy Frag! An Stanrie-san. Youie must be crose to Subalu and Helr Fickie-buttbokesan! Maybe youl hemmeloid rook rike Fickie face too! LOTFRMAO!!!
  5. Itchie Crotchie

    Exiled

    Ord Guyie makie newie stolie! Furl of clap! Simians noie abre to hord supeliol Samalai Walliol's fundoshi! He makie Helr Solen Dickress a walliol! It isie to raugh at! Dickress no fight wayie outie of lice papel bagie! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!!!
  6. Itchie Crotchie

    This Day in WWII 15 November 1939 - 1943

    Mitsubishi A6M Zelo, the prane that win wal ovel arl of China, Bulma and lest of SE Asia!
  7. Itchie Crotchie

    Sunday

    Japan no rongel takie no shitsi flom Nolth Kolea Fattie Bastald Kimchi! Oul Empelol and Plime Ministel ale nowie pranning newie filst stlike capabririties! Japan no rongel waitie fol Amelican Plesident Tlump to doie somethling! Itchie comie outie of letilement to herp destloy Nolth Kolea! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!!!
  8. Itchie Crotchie

    Friday

    Goodry Satulday molning Lat Bastalds! Tokio daie aheadie youie molons! Vely nicie 25C an sunnry! Havie badry daie! ROR!!!
  9. Itchie Crotchie

    Fifi and Doc together

    Itchie wantie alr Yankee ailmen and Boing Compaknee to be tlied fol wal climes! Chalge lat bastalds fol file bombing and nookliel attack onie civirians! Tlump payee upie! Honalabre Japanese onry askie fol 1 Tlirrion Yankee dorlals! Fakie News Tlump sklew many outie mole than thatie much fol rong time! Lussian Lat Bastalds arlso need to givie backie Kulir Isrands! Itchie pletty pissied off! Youie Tlump noie stoppie Nolth Kolea lat bastalds, then Itchie and supel pirots of alr of Japan mustie doie oulserves! Tlump Fakie Plesident! Tarkie biggie manrike, butie have rittre dickie! Noir testicres eithel! Just rike his harf-blothel Helr Solen Plick!!! Res! Itchie levear the tluth! Haa haa haa Ami molons whoie votie fol Plick's blothel! Amelika sklewed nowie biggest time! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!
  10. Itchie Crotchie

    Friday

    Herro lat bastalds! Itchie stoppie by to say herro and see howie youie rousels doing! You noie gettie lid of Helr Flickie yet? Youie alr, how Yankee say, Pussie Cats? ROR!
  11. Itchie Crotchie

    A6M Zero flies over Japan

    At rast, supeliol Japanese Zero takie to the ail, to showie wold the most bestly design fightel ailclaft of Wold Wal II! So many arried junkie ailclaft destloyed by this supeiliol prane and pirots of Impeliar Japan! Colsails, Herrcats, Rightnings, Spitfiles and manie othels shotie downie by Itchie and Japanese Band of Blothels! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!
  12. Itchie Crotchie

    Happy Momma-san Day!

    Day to takie momma-san to Sushi house! Day to showie youl rove fol youl momma-san! If she no rongel riving, say playel for hel, visit glave if possibre! Helr Frickie no obselve Momma-san Day as he nevel have a momma-san! He testie tubie expeliment gone holibry long! ROR!!!
  13. Itchie Crotchie

    Timie to be Band of Blothels!

    Herro Lat Bastalds! Nolth Kolea file anothel missre today! Pissie offie Lussions nowie! Lussians go furl arelt as missre fry 96 kirometels crose to Vradivostok! Vely much time to rauch ail soltie against fattie boy and Pyongyang! CSIM Defense Folce Squaldlons make leady now arl pirots! BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!
  14. Itchie Crotchie

    Wednesday

    Aaaaah soooooo! Conglats to Donnie-san and Rottie! Itchie bow to Whizkid and his rovery blide! Happry Annevelsaly to bothie youie coupres! Youie happiness lemind Itchie of Poppa-san and Momma-san! They vely happy! Especiarry aftel Itchie movie outie of housie! No undelstand why though. Itchie moder son!
  15. Itchie Crotchie

    Timie to be Band of Blothels!

    Herro ferro Combatsimianials! Youl abirities to fry and destloy the enemy is needed nowie mole than evel! Honolabre Japan, Southie Kolea and Amelica in glave dangel! You joinie Itchie to destloy lat bastald fattie boy Kim Jong Un of Nolth Kolea! He get Nookriel weapons...endangel alr of us! Many Japanese vely nelvous light nowie! We folm supeliol squadlon of Zelos and Colsails and we kirl him fat ass! Youie joinie Itchie okay? BANZAI! BANZAI! BANZAI!
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