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A "heads up" for you and any of your guy friends who may be regular Home Depot customers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend as soon as I can buy some more wallets.

Again - please beware!!


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Actually, we're kind of doubting the whole story. Three times in one day? We all know your ticker couldn't stand that sort of thing! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

No worries! I just have a Viagra and Nitro Glycerin and tequila cocktail before I get there! :D

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No worries! I just have a Viagra and Nitro Glycerin and tequila cocktail before I get there! :D

I got a couple of spare wallets around here somewhere......I know I do. Please tell us where

this is so we can avoid such an outrage.

And yer not gonna believe this, but i know a moron who gave a chick a ride around Atlanta

somewhere, and she supposedly kinda, uh, "serviced" him a bit. After he let her out and made it back

home, he discovered that the Charter Arms .44 spl Bulldog he kept under the seat was missing.

Now that was expensive. He was thinking the whole time that this kinda thing only happens

in Penthouse "forum" and not in the real world....what's the catch? Some catch.

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