Donster Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edwin Rommel Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Ja-- vhe uzed to catch zhe Tommiez like zhat mit vharm beer!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stag Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Ja-- vhe uzed to catch zhe Tommiez like zhat mit vharm beer!!! There's another kind in the desert? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 You can catch dem fat-bellied stogie suckers with dem traps...and dems be good eatin', yessiree! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Forget it! No REAL American soldier would be that dumb! Would he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Certainly wouldn't work on me... WHACK!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted September 6, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Certainly wouldn't work on me... WHACK!!!! I can see it now... Stans studies the trap for a few minutes. He can feel the danger...but his throat is so dry from a hard day hovering over patients with abcessed teeth, cavities and pyorrhea. He figures he can reach in with just one arm and quickly remove his target. WHACK!!!! He is fast, but not fast enough. He looses his left arm, and the bottle shatters. He stumbles away, blood spurting from the left shoulder just as he spies another of the traps. "I can do this...bastages can't stop me from that liquid gold!" A bit woozy, he takes a deep breath and reaches toward the bottle with his right arm. WHACK!!!! "FARK!!!!!" Stans screams as his right arm is snapped of at the shoulder. Jumping up and down in pain...his life flowing from the torn veins, he spots another trap.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectre_USA Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Has Stans, aka The Black Knight, finally met his match? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 It's only a flesh wound! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 That's when his left leg comes into play! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted September 6, 2006 Report Share Posted September 6, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JClark Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 I dunno, depends on the beer, I guess Boats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobraj Posted September 7, 2006 Report Share Posted September 7, 2006 ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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