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Elite new fighting force created


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Ottawa, Ontario:

The Minister of National Defence announced today the formation of a new 1000-man elite counter-terrrorism fighting unit called the Newfoundland Fighting Fishermen (NEWFF).

These NEWFFs will be air dropped into Iraq and Afghanistan and have been given only the following Mission Brief:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no bag limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, Newfoundland music or Jesus.

5. They are directly responsible for the loss of the cod fish.

Ottawa expects that the Taliban and Al Queida in Iraq and Afghanistan will be eliminated by Friday.

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