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Reasons Your Pet Would Make A Good Lawyer


Donster
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Your dog already has a lot of practice yapping continuously for hours.

Ferrets are already members of the weasel family.

She may look like a cocker spaniel, but during cross-examination she becomes a real pit bull.

If you're willing to drink from a toilet, you'll do whatever it takes to win a case.

Objections impossible to overrule when using "puppy dog eyes."

Despite mountains of implicating evidence, the cat still has that "what are you getting at?" look.

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