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Mornink all. It iz fockink freezink here in Stalin.....er I mean Cheedar Wabbits. -7F und a vind chill of -24F. Und vhere iz mein vinter issue clothink? I am leavink zhiz mornink at 10 o'clock on zhe Junkerz tranzport for ein zecrect mission! Zhere vill not be any Gamink und Hardvare Newz today! Zo you vill haf to vend for yourzelvez you allied dumbkoffs!

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Himmel! I arrived in Detroitingrad atz 11:30am und zhen had ein McKabob at zhe McTrotsky's vhile vaitink for zhe Junkerz to refuel. Zhen zhe enginez quit becauze zhe full voz contam...contumin...had zhe foreign objectz in it...zho I had to change to ein stolen Yak piecen if scheiss for zhe trip to zhe Allentownburg. Upon deboardink zhe plane I voz jumped by zeveral Gestapo fraulinez in long black coatz und black stilletto bootzen! Zhe next zhing I remember I am on zhe king zize bed with zhe naked Gestapo frauz az zay haf zhere vay vith me! Zhen I blackened out again until now...zhen I found zhiz enigma machine to zend out ein message....

FARKEN YOU ALL! I HAF DIED UND GONE TO ZHE HEAVEN! I AM NOTZ KOMINK BACK!!! :D Zhat iz all...az you ver...

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