Donster Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?" His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schatten Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 Okay now that one made me laugh out loud. Can't wait to see what happens when Buster sees it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 Thanks Donnie, now I just spewed hot coffee onto my monitor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schatten Posted November 23, 2004 Report Share Posted November 23, 2004 Better than spewing it on your UPS guy... (I crack myself up) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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