Donster Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 A wife was making fried eggs for her husband for breakfast. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful... Careful!!! Put in some more butter! Oh my God! You're cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now! We need more butter. Oh my God! Where are we going to get more butter? They're going to stick! Careful... Careful!!! I said be careful! You never listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you crazy? Have you lost your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt. Use the salt! The salt!" The wife stared at him and asked, "What the hell is wrong with you? You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?" The husband calmly replied, "I wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving with you in the car." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted November 24, 2004 Report Share Posted November 24, 2004 I'm fortunate, my wife does not criticize my driving. Unfortunately, when she is navigating, she usually tells me to take the exit or make a turn about two seconds after we passed the exit or turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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