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Joke of the Day! 11-25-04


Donster
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The Justice of the Peace had just married the couple, and the new husband asked how much the fee was. The kindly old fellow replied, "Just pay me what you think your new wife is worth!"

The groom looked under his wife's veil, reached in his pocket and handed the JP two quarters.

The old fellow looked for himself, and handed one quarter back.

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