Donster Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said, "Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so." Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for five years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for five Years. You may speak two words." Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed." "I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed." After another five years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine." "Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future. On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today." "I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine. "It's probably best," said the Priest. "You've done nothing but bitch since you got here." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dark Helmet Posted March 7, 2007 Report Share Posted March 7, 2007 He was a midget who took drugs and fell to the wrong side of some effective narcs who busted him. His chroniclers now tell that it was in jail that he read Karl Marx and became communist, but that was not a reason for him to act responsible. Instead he joined the Hell's Angels, season after season riding around L.A. The midget led a most incongruous life, one out of reach of conventional norms. He'd ride around with hoodlums, but he never failed to preach the Marxist credo. After a while he found he had been dubbed (and the name stuck for good) by friends and foes... LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JClark Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 I actually had to scroll down to read that? We need to put a contract out on DH Boats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 It would be a terrible waste of money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted March 8, 2007 Report Share Posted March 8, 2007 Not only that, but he has a nasty way of re-appearing in a different form! Like, he could turn up as an a****hole! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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