Donster Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 I was driving my car down a side street the other day when all of a sudden this cat jumped out in front of me. I hit the brakes, but I heard a thump, so I stopped. There was the cat lying right in the road. It was still alive, but I apparently had run over its tail and the force of the tire had cut it off. A lady came running out of a house screaming, "you killed my cat!!" I told her, "No, he's O. K., except for the tail, and I'll fix that." I went into the trunk of my car and got out a roll of duct tape and taped the cat's tail back on. The lady immediately blushed and called the cops. A cop showed up and immediately gave me a ticket. Boy, was I pissed off. I had to go to court, and was convicted. What a bummer. All for retailing pussy in a residential area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 Groan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 LOL!!!! Thats better than the Joke of the Day one!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schatten Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 That is so bad...but so good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunny Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 :snicker: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted November 29, 2004 Report Share Posted November 29, 2004 chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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