Donster Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 1. Neither teenagers nor cats turn their heads when you call them by name. 2. No matter what you do for them, it is not enough. Indeed, all humane efforts are barely adequate to compensate for the privilege of waiting on them hand and foot. 3. You rarely see a cat walking outside of the house with an adult human being, and it can be safely said that no teenager in his or her right mind wants to be seen in public with his or her parents. 4. Even if you tell jokes as well as Jay Leno, neither your cat nor your teen will ever crack a smile. 5. No cat or teenager shares your taste in music. 6. Cats and teenagers can lie on the living-room sofa for hours on end without moving, barely breathing. 7. Cats have nine lives. Teenagers carry on as if they did. 8. Cats and teenagers yawn in exactly the same manner, communicating that ultimate human ecstasy -- a sense of complete and utter boredom. 9. Cats and teenagers do not improve anyone's furniture. 10. Cats that are free to roam outside sometimes have been known to return in the middle of the night to deposit a dead animal in your bedroom. Teenagers are not above that sort of behavior. Thus, if you must raise teenagers, the best sources of advice are not other parents, but veterinarians. It is also a good idea to keep a guidebook on cats at hand at all times. And remember, above all else, put out the food and do not make any sudden moves in their direction. When they make up their minds, they will finally come to you for some affection and comfort, and it will be a triumphant moment for all concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 So true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spectre_USA Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Sad but true. I thought all I had for "animals" was a pair of dogs, little realizing I have a pair of cats also... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geg Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Maybe for your American teenagers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 Sorry Geg..................Teenagers are Teenagers no matter where they are from. You will know in a few years. Heck............I was like that!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Guy Posted December 1, 2004 Report Share Posted December 1, 2004 As my eldest daughter says about her niece -- now 15. "Sanity will return in ten years." She ought to know. Jim Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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