Whizkid Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Idle Thoughts of a Retiree's Wandering Mind ~~~ I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it. ~~~ I had amnesia once -- or twice. ~~~ I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart. Now what? ~~~ Protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic. ~~~ All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy. ~~~ If the world were a logical place, men would be the ones who ride horses sidesaddle. ~~~ What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free? ~~~ They told me I was gullible and I believed them. ~~~ Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to merge his car onto the freeway. ~~~ Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. ~~~ One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people. ~~~ My weight is perfect for my height -- which varies. ~~~ I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure. ~~~ The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity. ~~~ How can there be self-help "groups"? ~~~ If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? ~~~ Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off. ~~~ Is it me--or do buffalo wings taste like chicken? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunny Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone. Speaking from experience Whiz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted June 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Speaking from experience Whiz? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dude Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Those are funny I like that bird seed one. I'll be using that. Those all sounded very Stephen Wright-ish. Were they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted June 12, 2007 Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 :rofl: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted June 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2007 Those are funny I like that bird seed one. I'll be using that. Those all sounded very Stephen Wright-ish. Were they? Dunno. Sent to me by a friend. The other one hadn't heard them either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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