Donster Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Port-a-Potty Terrorist (Click on link for video) Tom was in his early 50's, retired and started a second career. However, he just couldn't seem to get to work on time. Every day, 5, 10, 15 minutes late. But he was a good worker, real sharp, so the Boss was in a quandary about how to deal with it. Finally, one day he called him into the office for a talk. "Tom, I have to tell you, I like your work ethic, you do a bang-up job, but you're being late so often is quite bothersome." "Yes, I know Boss, and I am working on it." "Well good, you are a team player. That's what I like to hear. It's odd though, you're coming in late. I know you're retired from the Air Force. What did they say if you came in late there?" "They said, "Good morning, General." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted June 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 Jacques Chirac telephones George Bush with a frantic plea for help…”Mr. President, we have been informed by our scientists that a giant meteor is headed straight for France, and unless something is done, it will strike France in 8 hours and completely destroy our country! Please help us by aiming all of your ballistic missiles at it to help us eliminate this threat before it’s too late!!” You are President Bush, what do you do? A. Stay up late and watch it happen on TV. B. Tape it and watch it in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JClark Posted June 19, 2007 Report Share Posted June 19, 2007 You forgot C: Send ole Chirac some marshmellows. Boats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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