Donster Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 A mechanic who worked out of his home had a dog named Mace. Mace had a bad habit of eating all the grass in the mechanic's lawn, so the mechanic had to keep Mace inside. The grass eventually became overgrown. One day the mechanic was working on a car in his back yard and dropped his wrench losing it in the tall grass. He couldn't find it for the life of him so decided to call it a day. That night Mace escaped from the house and ate all the grass in the back yard. The next morning the mechanic went outside and saw his wrench glinting in the sunlight. Realizing what had happened he looked up to the heavens and proclaimed... "A grazing Mace, how sweet the hound that saved a wrench for me!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Canuck Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Stone him I say!!!! STONE HIM!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunny Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 What Canuck said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
No105_Archie Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 I think I'll go gouge my eye out with a spoon Where do you get this stuff / Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schatten Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 That has to be one of the worst jokes I've ever had the misfortune to see in my life. This is including most of my paychecks. Yeah we should stone him, I think I heard him say Jeho...*thudthudthud* Owww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JClark Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 Just when you think Donny can't get any lower, you find out that there IS something that can be worse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted December 6, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 Awww...ya love 'em and ya know it! Otherwise ya wouldn't be lookin' now would ya? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted December 6, 2004 Report Share Posted December 6, 2004 Really it is more of a morbid curiousity that brings us here, kind of like passing by a really bad car crash and looking to see if you can spot any blood or body parts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted December 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Really it is more of a morbid curiousity that brings us here, kind of like passing by a really bad car crash and looking to see if you can spot any blood or body parts. Like I said...ya love it and ya know it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadWallaby Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 I actually really liked it. But I'm the Prince of Punning Perversity. My betrothed maintains she's never met anyone who loves attrocious puns like I do. Keep 'em coming, I say! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted December 7, 2004 Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Ya' know,Donnie,I really think there must be a bit of the English in you somewhere! Only Limeys and associated Colonials REALLY like those kind of jokes!(?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted December 7, 2004 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2004 Ya' know,Donnie,I really think there must be a bit of the English in you somewhere! Only Limeys and associated Colonials REALLY like those kind of jokes!(?) BLIMEY! Ya think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 Yeah, you're a regular Benny Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Itchie Crotchie Posted December 8, 2004 Report Share Posted December 8, 2004 That Donstel san rot rike Brenny Hirrerer....him rike Brob Hope! He arways clack me up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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