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Joke Thread (5 SEPTEMBER 07)


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A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday service. Four worms were placed in separate jars.

The first worm was placed jar of alcohol.

The second worm was placed into a jar of cigarette smoke.

The third worm was placed in a jar of chocolate.

The fourth worm was placed in a jar of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon the minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol is dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke is dead.

The third worm in chocolate is dead.

The fourth worm placed in clean soil is alive.

The minister asked the congregation, what can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine sitting in the back quickly raised her hand and said as long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate you won't have worms.

That pretty much ended the service.

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