Whizkid Posted September 15, 2007 Report Share Posted September 15, 2007 Son asked his mother the following question: 'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies, 'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.' The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father. 'Dad why are wedding dresses white?' The father looks at his son in surprise and says, 'Son, all household appliances come in white.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donster Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 LMAO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stans Posted September 16, 2007 Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Does your wife know you posted this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Whizkid Posted September 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Does your wife know you posted this? Yeah, that's why I'm eating out alone tonite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whizkid Posted September 17, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2007 A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $35." The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first." "Okay, said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over the hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice-cold water you need. Shalom." Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later the Taliban staggered back. "Your damn brother won't let me in without a tie." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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