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Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies,

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your

bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'

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A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water was plodding through the Afghanistan

desert when he saw something far off in the distance.

Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little

old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie?

They are only $35."

The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need

water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."

"Okay, said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to

buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that.

If you continue over the hill to the east for about two miles, you will find

a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice-cold water you need. Shalom."

Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later the Taliban staggered back. "Your damn brother won't

let me in without a tie."

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